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xTheNewGuyx
Mon, 13-Jul-15 12:58 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Anyone fun to do in Manchester? wink
xTheNewGuyx
Nothing at all???? Gotta be something fun to do here...
(8 years ago)
TopCat57
Google is your friend...
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Google just talks about museums and more museums. Where are all the fun places?
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sun, 28-Jun-15 12:24 AM (8 years ago)
tip
I need a pick me up, this soccer/football game isn't going our way.
JoannaSlinky
I much prefer a 4-1 margin... one can kind of relax, then.
(8 years ago)
JoannaSlinky
All England have to do is "restrict Canada to zero chances." OK, job done, then grin
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Yeah, I hope they tie this up quick. Nothing worse than losing on home grounds.
(8 years ago)
JoannaSlinky
What?? allergic reactions on a soccer pitch? - Have the younger generation got no biological defences, these days?
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
That was really weird. Her eye just closed up completely.
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 27-Jun-15 5:39 PM (8 years ago)
tip
People in the hotel room next to mine are having way more fun than I am!!
2muchphun, thekid53 and and34d like this
mn4play
Hey Sexy Lacey.
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
I'm waiting for them to take a break so i don't ruin there rhythm mid pump.
(8 years ago)
thigh_wedge
That's very considerate
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Well i'm a nice guy.
(8 years ago)
thigh_wedge
Itt shows
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Mon, 8-Jun-15 3:32 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Why do Sundays ever end?
coldfish1 likes this
parkbenchwarmer
woulnt put it past any of the celebs out there giving their kids name like apple and god knows what else
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
You were close. Not god, moses...
(8 years ago)
parkbenchwarmer
could go down some other god routes but i do not want a fatwa put on my head
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Good decision lol
(8 years ago)
parkbenchwarmer
but then again their are lots of other gods i could use that wont get me to the pearly gates, or in the hot place with the pokers
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 4-Jun-15 1:50 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Time to get into bed with the laptop, unless one of you hot ladies want to join me...
2muchphun likes this
2muchphun
Could be fuNN wink
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Mon, 1-Jun-15 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Going to Ireland next weekend! What to do there?
LuLusBakery
If I ever visit Aire
(8 years ago)
LuLusBakery
Dammit! Ireland, the amps are #1 on my sightseeing list.
(8 years ago)
BoxerBoi28uk
Ohhh! I don't think i've ever seen them. Will check them out if the are sexayyy. grin
(8 years ago)
coldfish1
amps,, they are awesome smile
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
I'll have to find them on the Landmarks map!
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 30-May-15 3:36 AM (8 years ago)
tip
This dry spell is not welcomed. How is everyone's weekend starting?
xTheNewGuyx
Sun, 24-May-15 3:16 PM (8 years ago)
tip
It's Sunday! Who is having fun today?
Ecua_guy7 likes this
rlmc
slow start, think i may need to go downstairs and beg for some sex
(8 years ago)
Bipod
I love mondays cause it is only 5 days till saturday, Hate friday cause it's only two days till monday.
(8 years ago)
kimberly_1229
wod u waiting for COM? lol
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
lol Bipod, cheer up, enjoy the moment you're in!
(8 years ago)
Wodja
nope no c o m .... i'll never die onna monday, it will be a friday, just to fukup me weekend grin
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 9-May-15 3:52 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Is it just me or has it been slow as of late?
mn4play
Seems like it to me to. I just figure people scatter when I get here. wink
(8 years ago)
GottaBeMe
I kinda like it slow! But really..the weather is awesome, at least where I am...it pulls me away.
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Yeah, i guess more people are getting out now that it's warm.
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 7-May-15 3:02 AM (8 years ago)
tip
It's HUMP DAY. How is everyone? Why is TV so boring tonight?
xTheNewGuyx
Haha i can use some, but i'm okay without it.
(8 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
I have my fingers. I'm good
(8 years ago)
missystyle
Because you didn't turn on the TV? grin
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Can i have your fingers too TWL? lol
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
missystyle tv yum
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 2-May-15 1:51 AM (8 years ago)
tip
kellybean1983 your last picture of you touching yourself is making me touch myself... wink
xTheNewGuyx
I'm guessing you smell like lilacs and honey. So that's possible.
(8 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983
close! bourbon and tacos!
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
isnt that an ABBA song touching me touching you
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
I like my whiskey! Sexy woman and whiskey. I can use both right now.
(8 years ago)
steelrat60
The divinyls.. touch myself
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 2-May-15 1:18 AM (8 years ago)
tip
TGIF! What do you have planned tonight?
Chuck-81 likes this
lonelydick1
yeah that's my luck sad
(8 years ago)
2muchphun
i like your train of though NewGuy
(8 years ago)
2muchphun
thought*
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
I like your nipples QT
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
lol did i just say that out loud? Well it's NN wink
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 30-Apr-15 3:02 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Hello sexy people! How is everyone's Wednesday going?
tight_wet_lips
It's going well
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
It was a long day Red, but now i'm relaxed and in bed! Feels good to be comfortable and relaxed now smile
(8 years ago)
missystyle
Where have you beeen?! Sheesh.
(8 years ago)
coldfish1
hiya missy
(8 years ago)
missystyle
Heya coldfish
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Wed, 29-Apr-15 1:44 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Tomorrow is hump day. I'm hoping I'd get to hump that day.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
AdeleGingerRaine
good luck
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Haha thanks AJ, i'm going to need all the luck I can get!
(8 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 23-Apr-15 2:27 AM (9 years ago)
tip
They say, two naked bodies together generate more heat. Any ladies want to give it a try with me?
mrsUnderDog59
Hello Guyx smile smile xxoo.............smile smile............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Hey MrsUD, how is your evening going?
(9 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59
Going pretty good
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Enjoying the hump day humps?
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 23-Apr-15 1:20 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Is the weekend here yet?
RoxanneS
Nope. Still hump day here.
(9 years ago)
dodoo
for me it is
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Hump day isn't bad if I get to hump a hottie like you Roxy wink
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Wed, 22-Apr-15 2:09 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Who needs their hair pulled? I'm feeling like Mr Grey today.
nobozos
I could use a few nose hairs plucked
(9 years ago)
youngtightsweet
You can do better than that
(9 years ago)
gacouple_706
I am so down with this
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Geez, i should be more specific. Which ladies feel like having their head hair pulled?
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thanks Nobozos, that turned the mood south quick lol
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Wed, 22-Apr-15 1:55 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Good day sexy people. Who needs company tonight?
dodoo
me
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Don't worry Dodoo, i'm here now! How is your evening going?
(9 years ago)
dodoo
drunk lol and running out of beer
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Well if you're drunk already then might be a good to run out for now wink Start again tomorrow lol
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Mon, 20-Apr-15 4:16 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Bed time! Don't have too much fun while I'm gone!
mrsUnderDog59
Nige Guyx smile smile xxoo..........no guarantees ......smile smile.....hugs.............mwahhhhhh
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Mon, 20-Apr-15 12:33 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Who wants to cuddle?
GottaBeMe and Uschi7337 like this
youngtightsweet
Lol I'll put on a onesie with a flap in the back.....and front I guess tongue
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Well you have the front and the back... I'd have a tough time deciding if I would like the flap in the front or the back...
(9 years ago)
missystyle
Me me me. I thought you didn't like cuddles!
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
When i say cuddle, it means your boobs and my penis.
(9 years ago)
missystyle
Well last time we cuddled, it was like my vagina and your penis grin
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sun, 19-Apr-15 10:23 PM (9 years ago)
tip
It's time for me to spend some time with Frank Underwood. How is your Sunday going?
GottaBeMe
bounce luv spring!!
(9 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59
Hello Guyx smile smile xxoo.............smile smile..............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Hey MrsUD, how is your Sunday Funday?
(9 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59
It has been going sloooooow, but we have found ways to move things along wink
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Well it seems eventful here today. For a Sunday that is.
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Sat, 18-Apr-15 11:21 PM (9 years ago)
tip
That was an amazing Saturday. Now I just need to get laid to make it perfect!
OLDKellybean1983
bam! thats where I'm at! wink
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
You do me and I'll do you, will make it a perfect day! Win win!
(9 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983
deal!
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Great. I'll be there in say 10 hours, if i drove without stopping wink
(9 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59
Hello Guyx smile smile xxoo..............smile smile............hug and kotc
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Thu, 16-Apr-15 2:36 AM (9 years ago)
tip
So who plans to use me tonight?
xTheNewGuyx
TWL, i can put better things than Avacado on your face wink
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
AJ absolutely! I would've added you myself if i had premium smile
(9 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine
thankssmile
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
I do love a great protein pack
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
TWL and I would be happy to deliver wink
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Wed, 15-Apr-15 2:34 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole, That don’t make you a ho, Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three, If you’re leaving with me
steelrat60
I can think of worse....
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Oh there are definitely worse songs out there, but I've not been singing those at work...
(9 years ago)
steelrat60
singin along with david allen coe on the earbuds at the office is not a good plan
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Yes! Earbuds can be dangerous at work. Especially when someone sneaks up behind you at work.
(9 years ago)
missystyle
Gotta make that $$$
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
Tue, 14-Apr-15 2:47 AM (9 years ago)
tip
If I said you have a hot body, will you hold it against me?
Chuck-81 likes this
xTheNewGuyx
Chuck, I bet you to it in that case! lol
(9 years ago)
Chuck-81
LOL you got me
(9 years ago)
NakedWill329
Of course I would..very closely! smile
(9 years ago)
NakedWill329
LOL...meant that if you were a woman...couldn't resist the wit to your status!
(9 years ago)
xTheNewGuyx
lol thanks for clarifying that Will.
(9 years ago)
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