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billmanbob's Recent Statuses
Tue, 23-Jun-20 11:43 AM (3 years ago)
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My baking skills need work
Mine are non- existant
(3 years ago)
billmanbob and GottaBeMe like this
plenty masterbakers on here,,,,,no wait ,,,never mind LOL
(3 years ago)
oooh is that where I went wrong... I'm not meant to stick it in the oven...
(3 years ago)
Lucy68 and GottaBeMe like this
Hence the phrase "she has a bun in the .."
(3 years ago)
Lucy68 and GottaBeMe like this
Maybe there is a masterbaker
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 13-Apr-20 12:59 PM (3 years ago)
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About to enter the baking stage of quarantine... send help
Mon, 24-Dec-18 12:27 PM (5 years ago)
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Santas not the only one cumming tonight
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Mon, 10-Dec-18 11:50 AM (5 years ago)
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Down boy
Sun, 2-Dec-18 11:25 AM (5 years ago)
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A friend in need is a friend indeed. A naked friend is better
a friend with breasts and all the rest!
(5 years ago)
flitterbee, shep84 and Mr_Vein like this
Or even a friend in leather!
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
a neekid nawty friend grin
(5 years ago)
billmanbob likes this
Or one with benefits
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
...and a nice set of tits, for an intimate gettogether.
(5 years ago)
Wed, 28-Nov-18 6:13 AM (5 years ago)
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I like a girl with a short skirt and a lonnng Jacket
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
who uses a machete to cut through red tape
(5 years ago)
Tue, 27-Nov-18 11:30 AM (5 years ago)
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I like a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
LusciousBigTits likes this
....and NO panties
(5 years ago)
LusciousBigTits likes this
I like girls....yep like girls
(5 years ago)
Wed, 24-Oct-18 11:14 AM (5 years ago)
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Has boner, will shoot
Mon, 22-Oct-18 9:01 AM (5 years ago)
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apparently the lurkers corner is where its at
*tits at
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
also true
(5 years ago)
Wed, 10-Oct-18 4:32 AM (5 years ago)
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Thinking of celebrating the end of premium by eating lunch on cam
mrjimm, steelrat60 and somefunbum like this
*washed
(5 years ago)
I feel like that could be a safety hazard if the water is too hot
(5 years ago)
If I can stick my hands in, it's not too hot
(5 years ago)
haha I dont know. My heat tollerance is a lot higher on my hands then my old fella
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
lol....
(5 years ago)
Tue, 25-Sep-18 5:42 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm on the highway to the danger zone
Fri, 7-Sep-18 12:52 AM (5 years ago)
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Insert witty status here
Place sarcastic response here displaying appropriate level of smart-assedness.
(5 years ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
Fri, 31-Aug-18 3:18 AM (5 years ago)
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Man who go to bed with hard problem will wake up with solution in hand
Confucius says " Man who make love to woman on hill, not on level"
(5 years ago)
billmanbob likes this
A rub will fix that problem.........
(5 years ago)
Indeed it will
(5 years ago)
Fri, 24-Aug-18 2:55 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm dave and I like to party
LikesTwo likes this
You like a runny yolk?
(5 years ago)
I actually can't stand them, my sunny side up have to be friend both sides till fully cooked.
(5 years ago)
Or fried even.
(5 years ago)
Then it’s over hard you need smile
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I suppose if I were an egg, I’d prefer a friend on both sides than to be friedwink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Mon, 20-Aug-18 8:26 AM (5 years ago)
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newd and crewd
Wed, 1-Aug-18 7:05 AM (5 years ago)
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Hello all you sexy people
I'm good. haha that sounds like so much innuendo
(5 years ago)
softcell likes this
Oooh I like innuendo smile
(5 years ago)
Doesnt everyone. Especially when it involves your bacon croissant wink
(5 years ago)
softcell likes this
I have a strap on for giving inyourendos wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
oh damn. could turn it around to take care of both of yourendos
(5 years ago)
softcell likes this
Fri, 27-Jul-18 1:59 AM (5 years ago)
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Hellooo nurse
GottaBeMe likes this
We have a NNurse on staff now??
(5 years ago)
aerodeck and lennynatural like this
Well, either that or we're watching Animaniacs!
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
G'day I'm Bruce I'll be your nurse today LOL
(5 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jul-18 3:57 AM (5 years ago)
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Hit me back, just to chat, your biggest fan, this is stan
MidnightWriter likes this
Damnit, now I have to go listen to the whole album
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
You're Welcome LOL
(5 years ago)
billmanbob likes this
tongue
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Dammit...now I'm listening to it on my phone brickwall
(5 years ago)
billmanbob likes this
Haha it got us both
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Thu, 12-Jul-18 6:12 AM (5 years ago)
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Does anyone use cams anymore>
I just did...
(5 years ago)
Tue, 10-Jul-18 4:49 AM (5 years ago)
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Hello status land
Good night
(5 years ago)
goodnight blue
(5 years ago)
Wed, 27-Jun-18 6:49 AM (5 years ago)
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Sneaks in, sticks head in and runs away giggling
boasting again wink
(5 years ago)
if only
(5 years ago)
I have a long one with a big head
(5 years ago)
......in my user pic.I prefer a straight glass,dont you?
(5 years ago)
Haha as long as it holds my drink its a good glass
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
Thu, 5-Apr-18 11:12 PM (5 years ago)
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hello all you sexy statuses
steelrat60 likes this
'sup
(5 years ago)
not much. sup with you?
(5 years ago)
Thu, 16-Jul-15 3:18 PM (8 years ago)
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hello status land
Hello bill smile smile xxoo..........smile smile............hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jul-15 4:47 PM (8 years ago)
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And I'm back on premium
lennynatural and Jubbley like this
Premium rocks!
(8 years ago)
It certainly does
(8 years ago)
Might go back too hehe
(8 years ago)
Sun, 5-Jul-15 3:49 AM (8 years ago)
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The temptation to go back to premium is very strong
I tried to go without it and lasted about 2 days
(8 years ago)
I know what you mean. I miss being able to see my entire friends list, adding to my friends list(not that anyone wants to be added), watching cams and videos and unlimited PM's. wink
(8 years ago)
doooo it!!
(8 years ago)
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