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Tue, 11-Apr-23 2:08 AM (1 year ago)
Hi, April 2023 and I am still alive! I can no longer access my account on the “bat phone” (lol the old phone I use for my secret online fun) because I guess it’s so old it can’t even support me access
Tue, 25-May-21 4:01 AM (2 years ago)
BREAKING NEWS! Had my first bra fitting today in a loooong time and am officially now a 40K!
I imagine you get a lot of back pain, but if you are happy with them, good on you.
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 25-May-20 4:37 AM (3 years ago)
I love scrolling my notifications & someone has rated a ton of my pics & the last is like 30-60 min after the first so I know they ogled my pics a looong time, VeRY sexy for me
I always go back and check your pics. Love those big tits.
(3 years ago)
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I don't have enough pictures to keep someone occupied that long lol
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 17-Mar-20 8:55 PM (4 years ago)
I think Cornonavirus lockdown thing is gonna create a fresh batch of porn addicts don't you? I say WELCUM TO THE CLUB! 
The Corona Babies is the name of my new rock group
(4 years ago)
The use of the words "fresh batch" here was not lost on me....jussss sayin
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-Jan-20 2:48 AM (4 years ago)
Found myself wondering: some guys have a go-to celeb that they regularly masturbate to that ALWAYS makes them cum. If u met a woman that looked just like her, think u would ever get bored w/her?
is it weird if they are in mandalorian armour
(4 years ago)
I don't really fantasize about celebs, unless you are talking about porn/modles. I think we all wear a bit thin with what we have until its gone and you miss it dearly.
(4 years ago)
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Bored...maybe...but want to experience something new...for sure!
(4 years ago)
Wed, 4-Sep-19 2:42 AM (4 years ago)
All in want to do is feel up a pair of tits, preferably from behind, and go to town on the nipples. It makes me sad to think I may die without this ever happening.
mmm I know what you mean. I too desire this but fear it cant happen
(4 years ago)
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Wish you coud do that with my first ex wife. She had big natural tits like yours and was a bit on the freaky side.
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 22-Jan-19 9:28 PM (5 years ago)
Help! Anyone else unable to reply to PMs?? And there is no help button appearing on my page to ask. Help?!
Thu, 29-Nov-18 5:18 AM (5 years ago)
I came on here to catch up on messages, swore I would've all business and then go to bed...and as usual got all fucking horny from the exchanges and am now wet and browsing again!
This place has a way of doing that to a person.
(5 years ago)
Wed, 14-Nov-18 4:13 AM (5 years ago)
Literally every woman I see, I'm thinking, I wonder what her nipples look like? (Does that make me a perv?)
I can't count the number of times I passed someone on the street and wondered if I saw them here.
(5 years ago)
My wife and I are the same way and will have conversations about women with particularly enticing racks....
(5 years ago)
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There's probably an easy way to answer that while you're here
(5 years ago)
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@freckles. Did you just volunteer yours?? If yes, pics or it didn’t happen...when it actually happens 
(6 years ago)
Mon, 22-Jan-18 4:47 AM (6 years ago)
Hmmmm...what if while I was downstairs perving on here my hubby was upstairs perving on here and neither of us knew?
You should check to see what he's pervin on. If he's not looking at anything, you can see what I'm perving on
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 20-Dec-17 1:23 PM (6 years ago)
If you could have sex with someone Who's not your spouse, without consequences, would you?
Thu, 16-Nov-17 3:20 AM (6 years ago)
It's so depressing that I'll never know the joy of sliding a cockinto a thick ass and watch it jiggle as I pound it till I cum...you men have it gooooood
true, but we cant feel our boobies every morning (or anytime we feel like it).
(6 years ago)
can i just add ...it does feel fookin awsome ... if only us guys could have multiple orgasms aswell
(6 years ago)
If that's all you've got to be depressed about, count yourself lucky 
(6 years ago)
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Fri, 21-Apr-17 9:32 PM (6 years ago)
Did any of you beat off on your wedding day or honeymoon? Tell me why.
I ran off ....
(6 years ago)
Beat off to a camwhore while my wife was getting her dress and makeup done
(6 years ago)
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Fri, 10-Mar-17 4:21 AM (7 years ago)
Those times of the month when my nipples are so sensitive that just moving around and they touch the inside of my shirt or bra and go erect and stir my juices below...so horny
Well if ya don't like the feeling go topless sure guys and some girls would love the view. I would
(7 years ago)
Looks like it's neck and neck in the zeppelin race
(7 years ago)
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LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR HORNY.....I'LL COME RIGHT OVER
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 6-Mar-17 3:48 AM (7 years ago)
It makes me sad that due to being married and the nature of my particular marriage, I will never get to touch or suck on another woman's tits/nipples. Because I want to so bad.
That is too bad. I wish he will change his mine at least once.
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 16-Feb-17 5:12 AM (7 years ago)
If I got to bed right now I'll ALMOST get a full night's sleep...or I could do what I usually do and stay up way too late fapping...I think we all know I'll be tired for work tomorrow as usual ;D
Wed, 1-Feb-17 7:25 AM (7 years ago)
I was in the middle of a dream about cocks plowing into thick asses when I woke up. 2 am no place to go and wet, I am now in the downstairs bathroom looking to finish what my body started!
Your body has just started something similar at 7:45 am here
(7 years ago)
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I like your dreams I actually woke up myself around that time and saw this status. Woke up to start my day and it had me hard at work all day long!
I actually woke up myself around that time and saw this status. Woke up to start my day and it had me hard at work all day long!
(7 years ago)
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my sex dreams are usually just a neverending possibility of sex in surreal landcapes.....
(7 years ago)
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Sat, 7-Jan-17 7:11 PM (7 years ago)
Breasts are the image that most often gets me off. Usually big, sometimes not. I just love them.
Want to come over to my page and take a look at my wife's boobs?
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 4-Dec-16 5:10 AM (7 years ago)
Every once in a while, just watching people really go at it making out gets me super turned on...am I the only one?
no arguably that is just as great as sex.....i think........i wouldnt know never got pass the making out part.
(7 years ago)
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I agree with frosty on both counts. Super Hott pics
(7 years ago)
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So that's her name, lol.... all I know her as is Molly's sis. I agree, yowza
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 23-Nov-16 4:16 AM (7 years ago)
Who else feels a bit weird when you're home alone and free to browse porn and masturbate out in the open when you're so used to hiding in bathrooms and stuff to sneak it when the family is home?
Been living alone so long it's the reverse I feel a bit weird about, when I have to clean up the browsing history when company comes over
(7 years ago)
Shame you have to sexually suppress yourself.Live alone so dont have those problems you can stay at my house with no limits.Except we will try to find your limits for porn ,masturbation,then go over
(7 years ago)
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Both of you ladiess make me need more hands too!! Typing with my toes 
(7 years ago)
Thu, 6-Oct-16 5:11 AM (7 years ago)
I am SO tired and yet SO horny...so I guess I'll just have to make this quick!