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seeandbeblind's Recent Statuses
Mon, 3-Jul-17 5:58 AM (6 years ago)
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Can't sleep, no one to talk to, what to do what to do
Sun, 11-Jun-17 10:26 PM (6 years ago)
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It's hard to find a good dominant women
<<<< me being dominant "get those bloody sock off"
(6 years ago)
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(6 years ago)
its hard to pick my nose
(6 years ago)
i dont get that kid
(6 years ago)
Nobody gets the kid
(6 years ago)
Fri, 7-Apr-17 8:38 PM (7 years ago)
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can not stop thinking about sloppy wet pussy
is that anything like spotted dick?
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
well its sweet and salty so ya
(7 years ago)
well, most people do that to me lol
(7 years ago)
Let the cat out of the shower please.. yeash
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
^True, never had a cat that liked a shower.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sat, 10-Dec-16 4:48 AM (7 years ago)
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That electric moment as her pussy wraps around his cock and as she purrs at the sensation it slowly disapears
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 30-Oct-16 3:29 PM (7 years ago)
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What a terrible affliction dreams can be. An intangible glimpse of lust leaving me unsatisfied and horny.
Let me see if I can help you with that
(7 years ago)
Tue, 23-Aug-16 1:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Cold shower, still horney, damn
put it on the kitchen bench, bash it with a meat mallit .... grin cured
(7 years ago)
Well damn
(7 years ago)
Tue, 12-Jul-16 8:16 AM (7 years ago)
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To tired to work, to horny to sleep
Sun, 5-Jun-16 4:20 AM (7 years ago)
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Struggling to stay awake, not supposed to sleep
Quick! Pull out some nose hairs
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Didnt work
(7 years ago)
Mon, 16-May-16 7:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Two weeks of no sex makes for a very dirty mind
(I stole that from a church sign...except it's "7 days without God makes one weak."
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Mark is quite punny actually...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey and RoxanneS like this
Mark actually likes to talk about Mark in the 3rd person. It makes Mark feel smarterer.
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina and RoxanneS like this
Mark...lol. Don't...
(7 years ago)
I know a person that does that, LR....it's probably the most irritating thing ever. (Aside from Justin Beiber)
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Sun, 1-May-16 7:54 AM (7 years ago)
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Mmm whiskey
The bed is a comfort not required but well needed comfort in the end
(7 years ago)
whose end exactly?
(7 years ago)
well,I am off to the gym now with deffo a spring in my step alright.....laters gawjus xxxx
(7 years ago)
*swoooooooooons*
(7 years ago)
I hope your exercise is vigurous and stimulating
(7 years ago)
Sun, 1-May-16 5:46 AM (7 years ago)
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Needing to feel something
Cant I have a lil of both
(7 years ago)
*hands you a warm apple pie..keep your eyes closed though or it might not workgrin
(7 years ago)
Lol I think id rather just use my hands
(7 years ago)
hmmmm.well that's not how it was done in American Pie but I guess if you keep your eyes closed and your imagination open...it...may ummm work with fingers raspberry
(7 years ago)
Fingers...hmm.
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Apr-16 9:54 AM (7 years ago)
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Slipping slowly into sinility and perversion
Sun, 10-Apr-16 4:16 AM (8 years ago)
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Used women are like used cars. Easier to find and easier to love. A lil bit dirty but a lot more fun.
steelrat60 likes this
Kreach its plenty common but well hidden
(8 years ago)
I simply ment to imply a woman who had been properly fucked. Not anything derogatory.
(8 years ago)
next you will tell me you have a gay black friend unsure
(8 years ago)
LOL ju!
(8 years ago)
Omg i totaly dont. But if you know one, wink
(8 years ago)
Sun, 10-Apr-16 2:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Feeling dangerous
That's a weird name for a woman.
(8 years ago)
sakman likes this
Put on your seat belt smile
(8 years ago)
CurveALicious likes this
Thu, 31-Mar-16 5:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Im a lil drunk and chats to fast. maybe status' will work better
aldjfojroewrfa aorfiewrjdf eroue dudueedmdxkfdk never chat drunk...
(8 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
Im more interesting this way
(8 years ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-16 6:48 AM (8 years ago)
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If a girl sends you her semi nudes to proif for her man does that make you a hay best friend or a guy she wants to tease?
Is it something to do with that TV programme "The Proif is Right"?
(8 years ago)
mr.expo and JaquL8 like this
I think ya may be onto somat there cliffy
(8 years ago)
JaquL8 likes this
well, its not really so bad, considering he's blind and can see while proifing hay and a cheating tease, duh
(8 years ago)
Wouldn't it be easier if EVERYONE had to learn to speak fluent Gibberish in High School?
(8 years ago)
the requirements for that course are almost unachievable, the average person can even apply for gibberish
(8 years ago)
Tue, 10-Nov-15 4:44 PM (8 years ago)
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Time to cum in a cup for the doc. Awkward
It's only awkward if you ask him to give you a hand
(8 years ago)
As distracted as i am i could use one lol
(8 years ago)
easier for than us lol
(8 years ago)
thats why u women get all the fun toys
(8 years ago)
nickey69 likes this
and here i thought this was something kinky :/
(8 years ago)
Sun, 1-Nov-15 9:04 PM (8 years ago)
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nothing like cumming in a womans panties while shes wearing them
Sun, 1-Nov-15 4:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Halloween makes me so horny
What about Halloween makes you horny?
(8 years ago)
NNaughty NNurses for one
(8 years ago)
Mon, 12-Oct-15 3:17 AM (8 years ago)
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How much is to much
About that.
(8 years ago)
Some can be too much.
(8 years ago)
Sun, 11-Oct-15 11:08 PM (8 years ago)
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I get all my best sex inspiration when im bored. I should do less
Just let your fingers do the walking ....
(8 years ago)
They could walk all day for you. For me theyre somewhat less interested
(8 years ago)
Sat, 12-Sep-15 5:15 PM (8 years ago)
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I cant feel my face.
I can't feel it either...
(8 years ago)
sounds like a stroke in my expert opinion
(8 years ago)
Wed, 9-Sep-15 4:23 PM (8 years ago)
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For the first time i had someone go down on me immediately after fucking them. Omg its amazing.
malewhore1234 and Ampersands like this
Go down on your female partner sfter fucking ... just be careful, resulting orgasm can damage your jaw, but so intense, and you could be hard for another round, and that is even more amazing!
(8 years ago)
Sat, 22-Aug-15 5:27 AM (8 years ago)
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Bored and horny a lonely man make.
Just being simple and honset
(8 years ago)
are we supposed to finish that sentence?
(8 years ago)
its yoda..innit
(8 years ago)
Dammit Lyns! I can hear Yoda....bored and horny, Iam. Have a wank, I will
(8 years ago)
Less bored now
(8 years ago)
Sun, 12-Jul-15 5:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Cant sleep. Clown will eat me. Seriously I have to stay awake but im so tired.
Just a lot of maintenance
(8 years ago)
Guess the OT is worth it.
(8 years ago)
nope im salary
(8 years ago)
Understaffed? How many hours do you need to do today?
(8 years ago)
none im switching shifts for tommarow
(8 years ago)
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