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mikesurfer99's Recent Statuses
Fri, 3-Jul-15 11:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Life is slowly returning back to normal and libido is running rampant lol!!
TexAngel likes this
Sun, 22-Feb-15 4:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Hey strangers
BraGirl likes this
How are you?
(9 years ago)
Doing good. How about you?
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Hey Mike smile
(9 years ago)
I'm not bad. Seriously nice to see you here. smile
(9 years ago)
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Fri, 7-Nov-14 4:25 AM (9 years ago)
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Is Decembeaver after Movember?
sugasweety1 likes this
Wed, 8-Oct-14 3:37 PM (9 years ago)
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Damm....war is upon us now and we are losing our identity.
scary hh
(9 years ago)
hi, btw
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hi pim ....war sucks
(9 years ago)
yes it oes, seems immenent though
(9 years ago)
Tue, 7-Oct-14 11:15 PM (9 years ago)
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What can you find in the vast abyss of emptiness ....nothing, so stop looking there!!!
solitude
(9 years ago)
hi, sexy
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Sep-14 11:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Surfer fact # 421 Everything we eat is some form of processed sunshine...off to the kitchen !!
...i'm eating unprocessed sunshine today. summer is on its way!
(9 years ago)
I do love a man in the kitchen! Hi surfer xoxo
(9 years ago)
Fri, 26-Sep-14 10:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Singing along to Randy Housers song how country feels, also substituting a few words lol!!
u know not bi t
(9 years ago)
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Give it a shot lol
(9 years ago)
gr rt
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think we lost TA
(9 years ago)
Fri, 26-Sep-14 9:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Rigor mortis in my pants wink
Did you say shower? wink
(9 years ago)
Cold showers are different, but if there is company then it becomes a hot shower!!
(9 years ago)
gets her rubber duck and soap
(9 years ago)
No room for ducks....soap however.... :0
(9 years ago)
leaves duck grabs soap
(9 years ago)
Wed, 17-Sep-14 10:23 PM (9 years ago)
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Dropped by to say hi and bye wink
Doing great Sexy and hi bye to you lovely ladies too.
(9 years ago)
Good Evening mike smile
(9 years ago)
Good evening undisclosed.
(9 years ago)
Ha you couldn't stay away. Hello again
(9 years ago)
Lol... I'm pervin between chores.
(9 years ago)
Tue, 2-Sep-14 11:04 PM (9 years ago)
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I have been searching along time for something that trolls on NN do all the time....be who you wanna be!!!
gru sexy
(9 years ago)
yea doo back
(9 years ago)
hello is smile
(9 years ago)
Thanks dodoo
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hi doo
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Sat, 3-May-14 4:39 AM (9 years ago)
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Night Night peeps
Good night Mike. Sweet dreams. Muwha
(9 years ago)
Night Mike!
(9 years ago)
Sweet Dreams, Mike
(9 years ago)
Sat, 3-May-14 4:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Brb computer wants me to restart it.
ok
(9 years ago)
Such a bossy computer!
(9 years ago)
Sometimes I like bossy.
(9 years ago)
Sat, 3-May-14 3:29 AM (9 years ago)
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Ow ow me so hungry!!!
Chicken, red peppers, mushrooms, broccoli, and garlic and I made it with balsamic dressing super tasty, if you bring the ice cream I will share wink
(9 years ago)
Haagen Daz cookie dough smile
(9 years ago)
Yuuuummmm! I'm crashing your ice cream party.
(9 years ago)
whoooo hooooo
(9 years ago)
YUM cookie dough! Count me in...
(9 years ago)
Thu, 24-Apr-14 6:30 PM (9 years ago)
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A woman wants many things from 1 man, a man only wants one thing.....from many women. Surfer fact # 56
really
(9 years ago)
Mon, 21-Apr-14 8:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Wild sex or erotic lovemaking?
that's a point ... I haven't done it in an ambulance .....yet wink
(10 years ago)
Yolo!!!
(10 years ago)
Yes to both! Just depends on our mood......
(10 years ago)
wild
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erotic lovemaking smileplease
(10 years ago)
Fri, 18-Apr-14 3:52 AM (10 years ago)
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Pizza is here!! see u guys later wink
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bye
(10 years ago)
later. enjoy the pie
(10 years ago)
You're leaving us for pizza? Find, I'm going to bed anyway! tongue
(10 years ago)
Wed, 16-Apr-14 1:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Is it wrong to have NN members on my bucketlist?
ali_dee likes this
mind you i have met a few already
(10 years ago)
hmm flitterbee you are so naughty! Shall we meet one of these days
(10 years ago)
nah, good for u
(10 years ago)
ahh no sorry....only a very select few i have met
(10 years ago)
Hi pim hi flitter smile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 14-Apr-14 3:06 AM (10 years ago)
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My life has always been about the pursuit of happiness for all around me, somehow through the battles and stresses I forgot why I ever came here.....well fuck that bs lets enjoy life again!!!
Hi Needs tacklehug away i may squeeze too hard btw lol!!
(10 years ago)
That's okay with me! smile It's good to see you!!
(10 years ago)
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hhi mike it pigisme
(10 years ago)
Hi Mike xoxo
(10 years ago)
Tue, 1-Apr-14 11:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Shower time !!!!!
are you just getting up, or just getting "done" surfer?
(10 years ago)
Just taking a quick peek. I'll be back in a little while smile
(10 years ago)
I havent worked up a sweat yet Dog.....tongue
(10 years ago)
I shall wait. Wash Cloth in hand!
(10 years ago)
Im getting down Sam lol!!Hi Needs smile
(10 years ago)
Mon, 31-Mar-14 3:19 PM (10 years ago)
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The age of the electric car is upon us now...happy Monday sexy people!!
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Hiiiiiiii!!! smile
(10 years ago)
hi neeeeeeeeeeeeeds xo
(10 years ago)
my status was hi jacked
(10 years ago)
Nah Mike, it's mostly about cars. smile
(10 years ago)
I remember rotundas! didn't they have a 55 Chevy they ran?
(10 years ago)
Fri, 28-Mar-14 1:25 PM (10 years ago)
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Happy Friday.....whoooooohooooo
get off the track !!
(10 years ago)
you will get trained?
(10 years ago)
YAY for Friday!!!
(10 years ago)
must be time to lose the pants and celebrate properly *lix*
(10 years ago)
Hope everyone is good ..im on the train to fun, just gotta get this work shift done see you all later!!
(10 years ago)
Wed, 12-Mar-14 9:45 PM (10 years ago)
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17 hour cam show......wow!!
That's some stamina!! Hello Mike!
(10 years ago)
Hi Sweet...shouldnt you be at the gym making all the dudes drool wink
(10 years ago)
Is it really that hot to see a chick running on the treadmill??
(10 years ago)
Yup!!!
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Tue, 11-Mar-14 8:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Heading to the UK in a couple of weeks, what do you brits recommend I do?
Bring an umbrella!
(10 years ago)
knock a policemans hat off. They absolutely love it
(10 years ago)
Fri, 7-Mar-14 2:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Happy Friday.....whoooooohooooo
Wooooo wooooooo!!!! Enjoy your friday Mike
(10 years ago)
its like bein' at fuckin Euston station...
(10 years ago)
wooot wooot....chugga chugga chugga...All Aboard!!!!
(10 years ago)
where's the fat controller when you need him....
(10 years ago)
You too red muah xoxox
(10 years ago)
Wed, 5-Mar-14 2:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Happy Humpday!!! be home later wink
TexAngel likes this
Are you hinting at something? smile
(10 years ago)
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