| Interesting things to know about
me: |
My
Favourite posters on NN are: |
You Lovely People who ............. ROCK
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Other
Interests I have are: |
Plucking my nasal hairs, trimming my toe nails in bed, setting my ass on fire, golf, Pity golf is not very popular round here...... and my new one is ear hair trimming... also done at the breakfast table :), and Golf. |
I
have been a Member of NN since: |
20-Jul-07, and I am a premium member
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My Appearance: |
| Race/Ethnicity: | Asian |
| Body Type: | Huge |
| Body Shape: | Zipper |
| Height: | 7' 2" (218cm) |
| Weight: | 1102lbs (78st 10lbs) (500kg) |
| Eye Colour: | Black |
| Hair Colour: | Red |
| Best Feature: | Breasts |
| Pubic Hair: | Natural |
| Tatoos: | All over |
| Piercings: | None, Other |
| Penis Length: | 19" (48.3cm) |
| Penis Girth: | 0.1" (0.3cm) |
| Circumcised: | |
| Breasts: | |
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| Hips: | |
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My Professional Life: |
| Education: | Post Graduate |
| Employment Status: | Homemaker |
| Industry: | Politics / Government / Military |
| Job Role: | Tradeperson |
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My Lifestyle: |
| Smoking: | Like Chimney |
| Drinking: | No |
| Food Preference: | Vegan |
| Religion: | Spiritual but not religious |
| Sense of Humour: | Clownish / Silly |
| Social Behaviour: | Shy |
| Personality: | Joker |
| Libido: | Non Existant |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | behind a rock wif my cock |
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Spoken Languages: |
English, Finnish, Mandarin, French, Norwegian, Cantonese, German, Swedish, Japanese, Spanish, Portuguese, Korean, Italian, Turkish, Arabic, Greek, Polish, Urdu, Dutch, Welsh, Other
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My Favourites: |
| Movie: | A.L.I.E.N.S. |
| Actor/Actress: | Clint and Arno |
| Book: | dont do books |
| Author: | no need |
| Song: | Happy barfday to me |
| Band: | Rubber |
| TV Show: | You an me Baby |
| Sport: | AFL |
| Drink: | Iced Coffee, hot buckets of 'orse Pith |
| Food: | Spare Ribs :) |
| Pastime: | yes time passes |
| Thing: | told you last time DONT call my thing a thing |
| Sex Position: | long slow screw in jail |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with: | Elvira |
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Self Description: |
| What makes me happy: | launch |
| What makes me sad: | missfire from a preload |
| What makes me mad: | slinking slinkies, good too see you still are, ya lil twat! |
| My bad habits: | Nill |
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My Final Thought: |
The best day of my life was... 42.
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