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Thursday, November 20, 2014, 9:20:13 PM-
I tend to sweat the small stuff. And by that I mean I worry about money (or lack there of) my weight (and then do fuck all about it) and stuff in general like that.

But, honestly, I have moments when I look at the meat of the matter, the kernal or nut or root of it all and see...

Wow... Im a lucky man. Im healthy, my family is healthy and I know they love me as much as I love them. My Kricket is my Heart. She amazes me daily and gives at LEAST as much love as I give.

So, today, we shant let the worries worry us. They will untangle and sort themselves by and by. Today we sit back, bask in the warm sunshine that is love and being loved, sip on good whiskey until Kricket gets home. Then... Well, then Im gonna kiss her soundly, with feeling and like I MEAN it.

And tell her how much I missed her and how thankful I am for her.

Mercy, but I do so love that womans smile.

S&T
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"I feel like the older I get, the less the small stuff bothers me. Or maybe I just have better focus. Happy you are happy!"
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Sunday, November 16, 2014, 7:40:56 AM-


Arent they cute? Now, throw them a steak or they'll eat yer face off!
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Saturday, November 08, 2014, 7:04:14 AM-


I bet hes a helluva saleman!



Ive bought things at the store that tasted like ass but never succulent ass.



But...But... How can you NOT???
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Tuesday, November 04, 2014, 10:58:33 PM-
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Tuesday, October 28, 2014, 2:06:10 PM-


Some stories just shouldnt be heard.



Doh! All this time!!! =P



Always pick a woman with a sense of humor. Of course, it helps if the woman picks you back. Heheh!
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Friday, October 17, 2014, 5:39:29 PM- Oh shit!!!
There are many different levels of "Oh shit!" moments. Here are just a few.







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Tuesday, October 14, 2014, 6:13:42 PM- Who knew?
Saw this article and found half of them or so completely fascinating. Enjoy and try not to be disturbed by some of them.

1. Sourskittles12

Semen ejaculates at 27 mph, making it illegal in school zones.

2. Miramar_308

Right before you vomit, your mouth fills with quite a bit of saliva, this normally happens like 30-45 seconds before. It does this to help protect your mouth from the acids in the vomit. It's also a good indicator that you are going to vomit. So if that happens to you find the nearest toilet, bush, or garbage can.

3. Spodiz

When a pregnant woman suffers organ damage (such as a heart attack), the fetus sends stem cells to the damaged organ to help repair it.

4. saxyforlife

Humans are deuterostomes, meaning that the hole that became your mouth formed after the hole that became your anus. There was a point in your development where you were basically just an asshole.

5. TheOnlyomgepicness

Your heart rate slows when your face touches water, it’s called the mammalian dive reflex.

6. DragonAspect

The inside of your cheek is made of the same tissue as the inside of the vagina. Yes, it may have something to do with the popularity of blowjobs.

7. Donger69

The average person farts enough in 24 hours to fill a standard child's balloon.

8. anon-ny-moose

At the onset of high stress, your blood thickens. This is to encourage clotting of blood in the case of a physical attack. This is often why stress contributes to heart attacks.

9. doyoufeelthelove

The average boner uses about two tablespoons of blood to become erect, and about the same amount of blood is in a gerbil.

10. fangirlingduck

You can always see your nose but your mind just ignores it.

11. huffinator213

The tongue is the only muscle in the body ONLY connected at one end.

12. TheSpacemang

There's urea in the eye boogers you develop while sleeping. This basically means you pee from your eyes while you sleep.

13. Aleks1986

There's actually a blind spot in your vision, but your brain fills it in.

14. -KingOfQueefs-

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've concluded we're all being raped by trees.
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Friday, October 10, 2014, 7:42:36 PM-



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"well said mate xxxx hope your well x"
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