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Saturday, May 28, 2016, 12:14:29 AM- I hate it when that happens....
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- dirtycopper


Friday, May 27, 2016, 12:57:06 AM- There is a reason that some old men live to be their age. ;)
One day I will be this kind of grandpa. And I want ya to know that I owe it all to the ladies here at NN. Thanks, gals! =P

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- dirtycopper


Tuesday, May 24, 2016, 10:40:21 PM- Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew.....
***Found on the interwebs. I must say, most are pretty accurate from my standpoint***

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.

Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.

Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

If you think you’re fat, you may be. Don’t ask us. (besides, we’re not suicidal enough to answer anything other than “no” anyway)

Sunday Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered so just let be.

Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, shortstops and carburetors.

Shopping is not a sport

Anything you wear is fine. Really

You have enough clothes

You have too many shoes

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometime.

Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes — what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.

“Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that last for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.

Your mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.

The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.

Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.

Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.

Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.

You know, YOU can ask HIM out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.

Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

We’re not telepathic. We can’t read your mind, so don’t blame us for not knowing something you expected us to know without telling us. Conversely, you aren’t telepathic either, so don’t get mad about what you think we’re thinking, because your guess is probably wrong.
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Monday, May 23, 2016, 12:29:04 AM-
One morning, as the little monk Jamyang sat in meditation, he spotted something on the horizon– a figure, marching determinedly towards the monastery. He squinted, frowning as it continued to grow larger on the desert vista. It appeared to be a warrior of some sort, a samurai possibly— he could see the two long swords hanging low and the armour flapping stiffly in the wind.

This was a long way for a samurai to travel. Interesting.

He watched as the swordsman drew closer. From what he could determine, it appeared to be a ronin— a rogue with no master. It was a very large, brutish looking man with a long stride and a scowl on his face that was visible even from this distance. Jamyang waited calmly.

Finally the warrior arrived, stopping mere feet in front of the old monk and kicking up dust, his hands resting on the butts of his weapons. “Monk,” he hissed, “I have come to learn what you know about heaven and hell. Tell me everything.”

Jamyang did not reply. He waited until the ronin was about to speak again and said: “I will tell you nothing. You are a samurai with no master. You come uninvited, fail to introduce yourself and demand knowledge that you have not earned.”

The ronin’s face flushed with rage. He opened his mouth to speak.

“Plus,” Jamyang said, “you smell like a thousand rancid cows. No one as putrid as you deserves any knowledge, let alone knowledge of the sacred.”

At this the warrior’s expression contorted with pain and he cried out, pulling his swords from their scabbards and raising them above his head, readying himself to issue the death-blow to this small, smug monk.

“That is hell,” Jamyang whispered.

The ronin froze, the swords trembling in the desert air. Slowly, realization dawned on him, his face beginning to drain of its colour. There could be no clearer explanation. This wise old monk had risked his life to show him, through his own emotions, exactly what hell was. Overcome with gratitude he fell to his knees, tears welling in his eyes.

Jamyang said softly, “and that is heaven.”

~ A Wisdom Pills Rendition of Traditional Zen Tale
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Sunday, May 22, 2016, 8:35:11 PM-
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"wierd, why didnt that work??"
- Artistic


Sunday, May 22, 2016, 12:26:39 AM- Just one of....
The many dilemmas some men of NN have to deal with. Oh, the anguish! #choices #thestruggleisreal #anotherdayatNN

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"Ive only had one experience with "fake" bewbies. They are different, but just as much fun I think. ;)

The blog was more inline with some of the conversations Ive seen pass between male NN members. =P"
- Shotguns&Tattoos


Saturday, May 21, 2016, 3:25:06 PM- For WonderWomen everywhere. =)
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Thursday, May 19, 2016, 11:36:54 PM- Whos your daddy?
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- VTCali


Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 4:15:14 PM- Ive gigglesnorted every time I read this.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 2:19:33 AM- Am I clear?














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