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Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 5:03:28 AM-
So Kricket says to me "Why do ya have to carry your 1911 in the house? What are ya scared of?"

And so I says to her "Those fucking DECEPTICONS! Theyre EVERYWHERE!"

And she laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, was a damn good day! *nodnodnod*
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Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 4:18:37 AM-
In case anyone was wondering, I did my last blog while watching "Judge Judy". *grin* That woman is awesome.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014, 10:04:21 PM-
Some things are important. Some people arent. One should always try to remember the difference.

Its always been my strong opinion that if people care to look under the surface, youll find true answers.

Im not sure if everyone can, but its been my experience that the eyes are the window to the soul. But be careful. Some times the soul that you look into will be a black tarry thing full of hate and evil.

No one is ever perfect. That being said, some dont care to try.

Anyone who is content to take things at face value or second hand knowledge deserves whatever they get. Which, most times, is not what they thought it was at all.

People will be people and its not made easy cause there are all kinds of people. Its up to the individual to organize them into whatever categories they choose.

The spectrum goes from one end to the other, good to evil. Its up to you to decide where everyone, including yourself, fit in it.

Common sense, the decision to make good decisions, the ability to see right and wrong... Or the lack there of.

*shrug* All things I wonder if most do not see.


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"Some times we forgive. Some times we wish we could but dont."
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Saturday, April 12, 2014, 4:30:37 AM- For TexAngel
Once upon a time, there was a princess in a far away land with the most beautiful of eyes. Her fathers kingdom was the most beautiful in all the lands and knew peace and prosperity.

But there were other surrounding kingdoms that were jealous of the Princess's father because of it. They were evil men with vile thoughts of taking the kingdom the Princess lived in.

So they pooled all their money and hired the most dangerous and accomplished assassin in all the lands to kidnap the Princess. Their idea was to force the King to give over his kingdom for his daughter for everyone knew how much he loved the Princess.

So one night as the Princess lie sleeping in her bed, the master assassin slipped in through her window. She never woke until the assassin clamped his gloved hand over her mouth.

But something strange and wondrous happened when the Princess's eyes snapped open. When the assassin looked into her beautiful and lovely eyes, he fell instantly, madly, devoutedly in love with her.

The assassin went back, quietly took out all the other evil and vile kings, and married the Princess where upon they lived happily every after.

The End.
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"Awww meanie..thats sweet, Im with Faith I love a happily ever after ;)"
- Northern Star

Friday, April 11, 2014, 6:10:07 PM-
Every day that you wake up, (as opposed to NOT waking up of course) is a choice. A choice to be happy. Or not. A choice to make it easy or hard. A choice to make it as epic a journey as your favorite book or movie.

I think that there are times in everyones life where those choices arent made easy by the things and people in our life. Some times it may seem like those choices are taken away from us.

I tell you true, from past experience, when you find yourself in that position, do something about it. One doesnt have to "call an airstrike and napalm the hell out of it" type change. Most changes are gradual anyway. So chip away at it.

Happiness is a choice. Ive covered that. But happiness isnt something that should be work. If your relationship, work or your whole life is _like_ work (and by this I mean youre constantly having to do things in them that you DONT want to and wouldnt normally do and dont feel you should have to but do anyway)...

Then youre doing it the wrong way.

Assess your situation. Daily if you have to. If things arent right in your life, list those things. While youre at it, list the things that you want in life, list the things that ARE going right in your life.

And then all those things that you listed that seem to be the opposite of what you want, what you need in life...

Change them. Chip away at them. MAKE the effort.

If you hate your job, if its not the job you want, make the choice to do something else. You may have to stay at that job for awhile. But make the choice that its just a stepping stone towards what you want.

Never expect changes to be instantaneous. Youll be let down if you do.

Be realistic but never let go of your dreams.

Its the difference between choosing to be happy or choosing "Its my lot in life. Its brought me here and here I will suffer and call it Life".

No. Refuse that concept.

A relationship should not be work. A simple statement that can, upon first looking at it, be argued. Before you do that, let me explain:

A relationship thats going to work in the first place has to be between two people who are compatible in the first place. I find that we, as humans, often spend so much time and effort trying to put a square peg into a round hole.

It just doesnt work.

Everything I have ever learned has mostly been by trial and error. How many times in my life do I wish that I had had a clue, had an inkling of an idea of how things should really be?

More than I can easily count.

Life in general, your goals in general, those are easy to fix. Relationships, not so much. There are so many factors that go into consideration of wether a relationship is right or not. I wont even go into them. (perhaps another blog another time)

All I can tell you is this: In most of us, there is a trigger, a moment, that _makes_ us look at the "new" concept. The one where you say "Im not happy, I dont have to do this, I wont do this and I will figure out how to fix it".

You have to be positive for positive things to happen. Simple statement but its very true. And the same applies in the opposite.

Of course this wont matter to some. Some feed off of negativity. We wont go into that either. (Another blog another time perhaps) The people Im talking to are the ones who care, have ambitions (no matter if they are life, job or relationship)

Some say its all a matter of chance. I say its a matter of taking chances. Take the chance, whenever you see it, to MAKE things go the direction that you want them to.

Ill tell you true; I made the choice to be happy. It was fucking _HARD_ at first. Dont expect changes to be instant. Just keep chipping away at it, putting one foot in front of the other. Before long, youve reached a new spot. Youll be able to look back and say "I may have further to go but Ive come so far".

Make the choice to be happy. To be a positive person. If you cant do that, you have wasted a lot of time reading this already.

Make the choice to be happy. TAKE the chances whenever you see them. If I had not taken the chances I did with Kricket that I did, Id not be anywhere near my happy spot.

Are we perfect? Of course not. Are we compatible? Absolutely. Her and I are very much imperfect. But between us, we have a perfect love and relationship.

We each have our own goals, our own strengths and weakness's. But we choose to work together for our common good and THAT is a big difference. We choose to be a team. Together, we are epic. Unbeatable.

That, too, is a choice. A perfect choice when you find that the peg is the same shape as the whole.

Winning in life is as easy or as hard as you make it. If youre not happy, try a new concept. A new way of looking at things.

BE who you have always wanted to be, MAKE the life that you have always wanted. BE with someone who thinks as you do.

I did. And its just one more of thousands of reasons that I love my Kricket.

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Thursday, April 10, 2014, 7:53:36 PM-
Some times, every once in awhile, I wish I had tourettes syndrome. Ya know, just wait till someones being a complete self-important asshat and just go all "Twat faced cum gurgling moron!"

But I dont have TS. And Im a big believer in manners. Therefore I cant, in good conscience, deal with asshats by saying "Fucktarded gonorrhea infected penis pus gaping asshat!"

... But for some reason, I _do_ feel somewhat better now.

... Huh.... Strange but true.

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Thursday, April 10, 2014, 5:32:34 AM- According to wikkipedia
Wikipedia gives the following description: A corn (or clavus, plural clavi) is a specially shaped callus of dead skin that usually occurs on thin or glabrous (hairless and smooth) skin surfaces, especially on the dorsal surface of toes or fingers. They can sometimes occur on the thicker palmar or plantar skin surfaces. Corns form when the pressure point against the skin traces an elliptical or semi-elliptical path during the rubbing motion, the center of which is at the point of pressure, gradually widening. If there is constant stimulation of the tissue producing the corns, even after the corn is surgically removed, the skin may continue to grow as a corn.

Mah pinky toes are killin me with corns.

Strangely enough, I can see a comparison to NN as well. Over all, I pretty much like me. Cept these corns. Sadly enough, I see a lot of corns on NN.

Even sadder, like the corns, they wont be ignored.

Sadder even than that? I cant seem to find an emery board large enough to take care of the problem.

So, in closing, I take you back to Wikipedia:


A corn after treatment
Treatment of corns include paring of the lesions, which immediately reduces pain.[1] However, if an abnormal pressure source remains, the corn generally returns. If the source of any abnormal pressure is detected, this may be avoided, such as with orthotics and conservative footwear with extra toe space.[1] If no other treatment is effective, surgery may be performed.

Tell me.... Anyone have a scalpel handy?
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- Zaffs

Sunday, April 06, 2014, 6:26:57 PM-
I initially came to NN to blog. It was a place where no one knew me, I could say what I want, vent if I wanted, get things off my chest. It was therapeutic.

Cant do that anymore. And thats a shame.
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"I could of wrote this maself... *Sigh*
P.S I miss dem blogs xx"
- Zaffs

Sunday, April 06, 2014, 7:10:38 AM-
Ive decided to eat myself to death.

Well, I mean, Im not gonna eat _myself_.

Im just gonna eat. Blissful ignorance. Uncaring and senseless contentedness in foolishness.

Well, Im often told Im foolhardy and have no sense.

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Friday, April 04, 2014, 4:29:40 AM-
The ocean looked up at the moon, sighed and smiled lovingly. "You look beautiful tonight."

The moon smiled and maybe blushed a little bit. "Im not even in full force tonight, just a crescent."

The ocean slowly looked the moon up and down and said "It doesnt matter. You are the loveliest thing I see every night."

The moon gazed down at the ocean affectionately, letting a subtle beam of light caress him. "I love you so very much."

The ocean closed his eyes, lost in a touch that he felt to his soul. "And I do so love you, my Heart."
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