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Sunday, May 19, 2013, 10:41:53 PM- Too drunk me thinks!!

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."


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Sunday, May 19, 2013, 10:38:19 AM- Well ... Yep



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Tuesday, May 14, 2013, 2:07:08 AM- hahahahahaha



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Thursday, May 09, 2013, 10:18:05 AM- lol





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Sunday, May 05, 2013, 9:19:00 AM- Hahahahaha
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"



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Saturday, May 04, 2013, 3:25:46 AM- What does this book case read?


Can you see the words in the book case?



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Wednesday, May 01, 2013, 3:20:17 AM- It's the gobble doc.. to a tea




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Saturday, April 27, 2013, 11:07:45 PM- Seems Legit



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Saturday, April 20, 2013, 9:58:53 PM- Pussy




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