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I am sooo fed up, the list of stuff that needs done around my house keeps getting longer by the day. The more and more I try to get on top of stuff then the more I seem to find that needs to be done.

Okay, this is probably my own fault, through years of neglect and ignoring jobs. I just can't seem to ignore them any more these days though, and it is just annoying me to silly levels now!!

There is painting, re-papering, sorting cupboards, sanding walls (and ceilings), doors needing replaced, carpets worn way too thin, varnishing, curtain poles, wiring and re-wiring, plastering and god knows what else......It just all seems to be jumping out at me lately and no-matter how deep I keep trying to bury my head, it is still there......

So please excuse me if I ain't a bundle of giggles right now...but my mind seems to be constantly on other stuff right now!!

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"how about a house swap.... mine needs the same doing but imagine how we could piss each other off by painting each others walls in weird colours!!!!"

Last week was a bit of a bad week (total understatement of the decade!!) but....I need to lighten up a bit, soooooo

One for the girls :

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
As for my belly, Please take it away.
Keep me healthy, Keep me young,
And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're
nuts.'

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"I love it.............X"

I spent the last 16 years doing all the hard work on my own, and yet he gets to walk in now and play at being the hero...just because the timing fits!! And he is the good one now!!

Am I bitter.....You bet I am!!

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".. what md said!
She'll realise hun (if she doesn't already know!)
xxxxxxx"

There is something deeply satisfying in embarrassing your daughter, and at the same time making their b/f very uncomfortable!! LOL, just something I figured out tonight....even though he does seem to be a very decent lad and for the first time, one that I actually like :)

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"I think parents exist simply to embarrass their kids. Mine's mid teens and I'm really just beginning to enjoy her teen years. She has some nice friends and they're all just a bit mad, like me!"

I just got an amazing thank-you prezzie from somebody...(not here, but in the real world) for something that really didn't need any thanks! I am pretty speechless right now...

Although, I am gonna enjoy every second of this gift!

:)))

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I wasn't gonna share this with anybody...but I just cant keep things to myself! (I should learn that really!)

I was sound asleep in my bed last night, when I felt a sudden gust of air in my eye, kinda like somebody blowing right into my eye.

I woke up, wide awake, trying to figure out what had just happended (as you would obviously!)

My pest of a dog had sneaked up onto the bed next me and was sound asleep on my pillows. I gave him a little nudge for waking me up by sneezing in my face, only to be totally gobsmacked and disgusted to realize that he wasn't facing me.......

He landed on the other side of the room!!!!!!

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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Justice?)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.. (Fish stores eh. I wonder why?)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only, in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is the USA a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of?????)
(Did our government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last.

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

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"off to burn 150 calories then bye xxxxxx"

If you know me at all, you will know that about 8 years ago I got divorced rather badly....with a lot of questions going unanswered from my other half. At the time, it was all the unanswered stuff that stopped me moving on and that was what took me sooooooo very long to get over it all.

In time, I did get over everything and have moved on in every way. I suppose some of the questions were still there, in the back of my head though.

A couple of nights ago, me and my ex had a couple of drinks together and a very long talk. It really was a long time coming. The outcome is, that I got a heartfelt appology (which when I heard I jumped up and down for 2 minutes before appologising and telling him how many years I had been waiting for that for!!)

What I can't understand (with myself) is that although this all meant so much to me all those years ago, then why do I still feel so cleansed now?

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"'Cause you heard it from him (finally) and maybe he's grown up a wee bit since. His loss, sill boy X."

I had probably THE BEST sex I have ever had in my life!! Not to mention, that it was a 3-some...but thats not why it was so very good!! One of the guys I had sex with was just so very experienced and sooooo good.........

It was visual, sensual and just fucking amazing!! The only problem I am having today with it all is that I can't remember who either of these guys were.

I am having an early night tonight, to try to find out!

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"One of them was me...or should have been! xxJon"

The last couple of weeks have been non-stop, but tomorrow I have one of those very rare things, that I haven't seen much of lately!!

I think it's called a day-off!!!

YAYYYY me!!!!

Yesterday was probably the worst day of all....I had an early morning at the stables before having to leave early to go to my real work and pull the (yukky) late shift. In between I had to run to the shops and get the stuff for the party that I had been talked into throwing.

I did get very stroppy though at one point and fell out with absolutely everybody and stormed outa the house, lol, before I realised it was my house I was storming out of...(after that I just kinda sheepishly wandered back in)

While I still stand by my reasoning for being pissed off with everybody, I do think that alcohol and excessive tiredness are not really a great combination!

**trying to learn**

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"Me stomps foot too if it makes you feel better..smile"