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Wednesday, August 29, 2012, 10:48:35 PM-
A funny because I am tired of drama and stress!



A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. A...fter a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”


“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 9:19:12 PM-
I was just going to go and have a quick shower before bedtime but just as I walked into the bathroom a rather large spider was just climbing in the window....we had a discussion which involved me blowing at it and when that didn't work I tried shouting at it! It still wasn't listening to me so I grabbed some toilet paper and started waving it in it's big face.....It was that impressed that it climbed onto the paper....

That piece of paper is now laying on the bathroom floor behind the door I slammed shut as I bid a hasty retreat.... Shower next door in the morning I think :(
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Sunday, August 5, 2012, 6:42:37 PM-
It's just not funny anymore!

It has been 2 months without sex of any kind and the frustration is really getting to me. I was in touch with a guy I was seeing last year a few days ago.....we used to have some really hot, get right down to it, steamy sex that could go on half the night sometimes! I know that all I need to do is say the word and we can have that again, but I don't wanna be a bitch. I ended it because I wasn't as invested in the relationship as he was and it seemed like the right thing to do.... BUT, damnnn I am thinking about it now!

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Sunday, August 5, 2012, 12:50:28 AM- In the zone.....
The zombie zone that is. I forgot how tiring bar work is.....and my feet hurt too!!

**sits down and pouts**
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012, 10:11:16 PM-
It must be something like 6 years since I did any bar work, and I hope I haven't forgotten too much because I am back to it this weekend as a favour for somebody. Strangely I am kinda looking forward to it, its been a while but getting paid to socialise isn't all that bad a way to make some extra money!! We were meant to be going up north on Saturday to go zorbing but we had to put it on hold and then I got asked to do this so hopefully sometime soon!

Zorbing was the first of many things we all have planned for the next few weekends. I am bored of weekends doing nothing so have decided its time to start doing "different" things.....

Not sure what that involves but hopefully much fun to be had in finding out :)
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Friday, July 20, 2012, 11:34:31 PM-
OOOOOuch!!

Don't you just hate when you are so keen to get to bed that you literally throw yourself into bed head first and then head butt the wall and damnnnnnn......WIDE AWAKE haaaahaaaa :)
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012, 10:48:29 PM- I love this!!



I love the lyrics of this song, they just make me smile...lol
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Monday, July 16, 2012, 8:11:15 PM- Wearing thin!!
You know, getting screamed at down the phone all day long gets really boring, really quickly...lol

It helps that I can pull faces and laugh while being shouted at though :)
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Saturday, July 7, 2012, 1:55:32 PM- OOhhhh so True!




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Sunday, July 1, 2012, 8:36:39 PM-
I generally do not get do the whole getting dragged into NN dramas, but I have sat on the sidelines watching this one with what can only be described as a cross between bewilderment, amusement, and a bit of disappointment! I have listened to more than 2 sides and tried not to just jump to any conclusion from what I have heard......

I have a lot of people here, who I would call friends and I trust pretty much every one of them. If somebody upsets them then I am going to be there for them and if that is read as being a clique, witch-hunt, hypocrosy...then yeah, whatever!! I got brought into this without being asked to, I gave my advise and didn't think any less of anybody for it.....

For things to spill over the way they have!!! Well, I'm pretty much done with it. I get enough childish drama in the real world, I really don't need to be dealing with it here too!!

I think it may be time for somebody to grow up a bit and get over themselves!

That said...I'm done :)
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