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Tuesday, January 1, 2008, 11:08:04 PM- looks

like a trip to the bottle bank called for.

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Most Recent Comment:	"You know, if you drank 151 rum, you'd have only 1 bottle to take in-- Lets try to be a little GREENER!" - mortadella5553

Monday, December 31, 2007, 11:16:23 AM- Happy new year

A happy new year to you all. Lets all have a good 2008.
lots of love from north lad steve and south girl mary. xxxxxxx

ps get you tits out for friday (.)(.)

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Most Recent Comment:	"Happy new year guys xxxxxx" - kassie...

Saturday, December 29, 2007, 10:18:06 PM- Sad news

Just had some sad news today my kid brothers partner has lost their baby she was carrying, due in three weeks time.Died in the womb,this is the second one they have lost.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Really sorry to hear the sad news" - redcrazy

Tuesday, December 25, 2007, 9:47:38 AM- looks like santas been

Before. 11-00 pm.

after. 06-00.

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Most Recent Comment:	"thanks for sharing. merry Christmas :)" - d_ashley

Monday, December 24, 2007, 8:31:00 PM- Happy christmas one and all.

happy christmas to all our friends,photo and blog commenters even the one voters.
just sent out about 200 pm so if we've miss you have a happy christmas.
love north lad steve and south girl mary xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ps just going to send a load out now from our dark and wet side now so you may get one from there aswell.

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Most Recent Comment:	"merry christmas again!" - juicy

Sunday, December 23, 2007, 6:40:21 PM- More christmas cheer.

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Most Recent Comment:	"lmao.....love it!" - tight_wet_lips

Friday, December 21, 2007, 8:55:46 PM- Sad news about beer.

Sad news about beer.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence is irrefutable.

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period.

It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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Most Recent Comment:	"ssssh don't tell VB or Lenny" - tight_wet_lips

Friday, December 21, 2007, 1:43:11 PM- Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
1

Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

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Most Recent Comment:	"hehe" - mdguy

Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 4:36:36 PM- Marriage According To Kids...

Marriage According To Kids...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
-Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
-Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do, so make sure it counts
-Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
-Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
-Ricky, age 10

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Most Recent Comment:	"I love kids and their honesty" - tight_wet_lips

Monday, December 17, 2007, 4:36:03 PM- Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Fantastic!!" - tight_wet_lips