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Sunday, January 18, 2015, 3:34:11 AM- today
ive been on this set daily food thing since back from the hospital.
cereal n fruit for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch and a tv dinner for super.
I will be glad when I feel up 2 cooking again.it is my favorite thing 2 do.
Today I went mad;
pizza for breakfast first time ive ever made it for breakfast, Cheetos n chocolate for lunch and eggrolls n suchi for supper.
I will be so glad when I start cooking again.
That did feel good, its ok to go crazy once n a while.

I want to take the time to thank every1 for there kind words, thoughts n prayers while I was gone.
N.N. is truly a place of wonderful people.

Happy Sunday !!!
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 11:08:57 AM- thought of the day
as my life goes on I realize that love at times is a condition
if u do this, if we can do this etc
but what is love

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.
Barbara de Angelis

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
Leo Buscaglia

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.
Thomas Merton

True love is not a strong, fiery, impetuous passion. It is, on the contrary, an element calm and deep. It looks beyond mere externals, and is attracted by qualities alone. It is wise and discriminating, and its devotion is real and abiding.
Ellen G. White

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Wayne Dyer

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.
Torquato Tasso

one of my fav, songs
n I belive this 2 be the best version of it


what is love 2 u ?
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"Its putting the one you love first, its fighting for them, its making it count and showing them the respect they deserve."
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Tuesday, May 20, 2014, 12:09:37 PM- thoughts of the day
most women desire some1 who makes them laugh and also makes them feel safe
so basically a clown ninja

as I look back on my life I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected
I was actually being redirected 2 some thing better

one of these days some1 is going 2 hug u so tight that all ur broken pieces will stick back together

there is no need to drive me crazy
I can walk

hello, wine please
sir, this is mcdonalds
ok a mcwine please

a man once asked his father how will I ever find the right woman
his father replied
forget the right woman
focus on being the right man

when we fill our minds with beautiful thoughts
our world becomes a beautiful place

never mind searching for who u are
search for the person u aspire 2 be

never underestimate the healing power of
of listening to ur fav. music on full blast while dancing around the house like an idiot (naked is good 2)

there is no wi fi in the forest
but I promise u will find a better connection

To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others.

the person on top of the mountain did not fall there


live love n laugh w passion


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Saturday, May 17, 2014, 9:05:24 PM- thoughts of the day
HABLA ME


Talk to Me

talk to me
Like I flirt with you
Love me
Like I love you

It's a love that is possible
For I kept what love I had
I kept what love I had
It's like a film, and it will return

Love me
Like I flirt with you
Love me
Like I love you

It's a love that is possible
For I kept what love I had
I kept what love I had
It's like a dream, and it will return

And you will come to see
That there is no understanding
For I kept what love I had
I kept what love I had
It's like a dream, and it will return
I know that you will return, and love will not end
For I kept what love I had
I kept what love I had
It's like a dream, and it will return

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
Bruce Lee

The first duty of love is to listen.
Paul Tillich

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
Helen Keller

Ti Amo sempre e tutti Forevers
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Thursday, May 15, 2014, 3:49:30 AM- thoughts of the day
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.

Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls.

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

Love is a friendship set to music.

The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.

care 2 dance
I love this song !


live love n laugh w passion
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Tuesday, May 13, 2014, 5:31:11 AM- thoughts of the day

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
Erich Fromm

Where there is love there is life.
Mahatma Gandhi

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Richard Bach

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Friday, May 9, 2014, 10:44:42 PM- thoughts of the day
in music n words




Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
Jim Morrison

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.
Lewis B. Smedes


Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds!
Bob Marley

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.
Angelina Jolie

love n laugh w passion
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Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 2:58:36 PM- thoughts of the day
some times we have bad days some times good .
one of the comedians my son knows with all the things they go thru
just woke up one day and said i am making a list
of all the things that make me smile
and when ever i am down i will look at the list.
i was amazed
our lifes are always a challenge , but all and all good
making my list are you!!


Chili Cook Off

If you can read this whole story without laughing,
then there's no hope for you.
I was crying by the end

Note:
Please take time to read this slowly.

If you pay attention to the first two judges,
the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in Texas,
you know how true this is.

They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around.
It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili Taster named Frank,
who was visiting from Springfield, IL Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to
the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

**************************************************

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato.
Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 - Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff?
You could remove dried paint from your driveway.
Took me two beers to put the flames out.
I hope that's the worst one.
These Texans are crazy.

**************************************************

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork.
Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge #2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain.
I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver.
They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

**************************************************

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.

Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill.
My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano.
Everyone knows the routine by now.
Get me more beer before I ignite.
Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest.
I'm getting drunk from all of the beer.

**************************************************

CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice.
Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans.
Goodside dish for fish or other mild foods not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue,
but was unable to taste it.
Is it possible to burn out taste buds?
Sally, the beermaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills.
That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT.
just like this nuclear waste I'm eating!
Is chili an aphrodisiac?

**************************************************

CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili.
Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick.
Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato.
Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing,
sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes.
I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage.
Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher.
I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.
It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

**************************************************

CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili.
Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet.
Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.
I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair.
No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally.
Can't feel my lips anymore.
I need towipe my rearend with a snow cone.

**************************************************

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment.
**I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3.
He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth,
pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing.
I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water.
My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth.
My pants are full of lava to match my shirt.
At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.
I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful.
I'm not getting any oxygen anyway.
If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

**************************************************
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING
CHILI...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili.
Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili.
Neither mild nor hot.
Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out,
fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it.
poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Judge # 3 - No Report
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Saturday, April 19, 2014, 2:31:01 PM- thoughts of the day
brought 2 u by Chicago





ti amo mio angelo prezioso


happy easter every1
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Friday, April 18, 2014, 3:09:05 AM- thoughts of the day
beauty
spice n everything nice ;

first the spice


You don't have to hear my heart beat
All you need is to look into my eyes
And tell me I'm the one you heart needs
I'm the only one you run to in the night

Oh let me burn the words forever mine
Across your heart, across your mind
Take your hands and feel my heart beat
come and let me feel it in your eyes

All you have to do is touch me
Oh and lay your flame across my fire
Oh let me spread your wings and come inside
And take your heart and make you mind

Come and lay down your heart on me
All that I want to feel is
Breathe in me
Lay down your heart on me

Feel you inside of me
Breathe on me
Come and take me on, take me down
Oh take me all the way

There's only one way
Only one thing I need, all I need
Take me way down
Come and lay down on me

then the beauty

for all u beautiful people

I think the saying beauty
is in the eyes of the beholder
is the best saying
something like a flower, a sunset or sunrise, friendship
a kiss, a smile, kindness, Contentment, passion,
laying in the arms of the 1 u love when no words are needed

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Confucius

People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.
Saint Augustine

Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.
Rabindranath Tagore

There is no definition of beauty, but when you can see someone's spirit coming through, something unexplainable, that's beautiful to me.
Liv Tyler

Beauty doesn't need ornaments. Softness can't bear the weight of ornaments.
Munshi Premchand

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Eleanor Roosevelt

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
Audrey Hepburn

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Franz Kafka

it is ok 2 believe in angels
and believe in the angel within us


may we always see the beauty in our life's
n the sunshine
n may all ur dreams come true
dare 2 dream n let the sunshine n beauty in


wishing every1 a happy easter n Passover

live laugh n love w passion
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Ti amo, bello.
Happy Easter to you and yours.
xoxo"
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