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Friday, March 6, 2015, 3:50:16 AM- Smut

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Monday, March 2, 2015, 10:18:29 PM- Breakfast
Vegemite on toast with a cup of tea.

Does it get any better?
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Monday, February 23, 2015, 12:44:13 AM- Truthfully
I am seriously under fucked!
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Friday, December 12, 2014, 11:19:37 PM- Mosque
I decided to go to the Mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.

I sat down and the Iman came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Allah the All Mighty and the Prophet Mohamed you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralysed.

He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the prayers, I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my car had been stolen.
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Thursday, August 28, 2014, 8:23:49 PM- Riding through the Dandenong ranges

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Sunday, June 29, 2014, 9:22:22 PM- Cold wet misserable morning
I am snuggled up in bed asleep.

My son comes in and says "Can you give me a lift to work"

I struggle to understand what is being asked in my bleary state but agree to his request.

So after gaining consciousness I raise my old weary body, wash up a little and start to get dressed.

Almost dressed he sticks his head in. Ahh, I am thinking, he is checking I am up.

Nooo.

He says "Ummm......I dont have to be at work until 8.30. I thought I had to be there at 7.00. I am going back to bed for a while then".

Thanks son.

Oh well. Do the crime. Do the time.

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"Kid's, We gotta love em, but I can also honestly say Mrs. and I are really enjoying the empty nest syndrome A LOT :)"
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Thursday, June 26, 2014, 1:52:49 PM- Sheep
I walked into the bedroom with a sheep under my arm and said - "this is the pig I sleep with"

My girl said - "But that's a sheep!"

I said " I wasn't talking to you"
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Wednesday, June 25, 2014, 12:59:59 AM- Cow
What do you call a cow that plays in a band?









A Moosician
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Monday, May 12, 2014, 6:35:16 AM- Back on the tools
I have been discharged from the hospital totally. No more nurses visiting although I have to go to a local clinic and get my dressing changed every two days and have appointments to go to the hospital.

What a pain that will be. Going to the hospital and trying to get parking and then walking however it is to the clinic.

BUT I have been able to go and do a couple of jobs. Still cant put work boots on but as long as I am not on the building site I can get away with it now and again.

So need to make a few dollars.
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Wednesday, April 2, 2014, 11:05:15 PM- Free Sex
I met this Chinese girl from New Zealand.

She was really nice and so I asked her for her phone number.

She said - Sex sex sex free sex to night

I said really? wow thats fantastic.

Her friend said - no - she is saying 666 3629
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