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Wednesday, April 02, 2014, 11:05:15 PM- Free Sex
I met this Chinese girl from New Zealand.

She was really nice and so I asked her for her phone number.

She said - Sex sex sex free sex to night

I said really? wow thats fantastic.

Her friend said - no - she is saying 666 3629
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Monday, February 03, 2014, 7:36:15 AM- Today
February 3 is the anniversary of the death of Charles Hardin (Buddy ) Holly in 1959 along with J P ( the Big Bopper ) Richardson and Ritchie Valens in a plane crash in Clear lake Iowa.

He was 22 when he died and yet had a profound influence on modern ( Rock and Roll ) music. He wrote many of his songs and was the first to overdub his own voice.

To me he was the king of Rock and Roll.

I wonder how much more he would have achieved had he and the others lived. He was only 22 and had been recording for 2 years.

The music didn't die and he lives on in the music today even though many probably have no idea of the influence he had on those influencing them.


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Wednesday, January 15, 2014, 5:35:29 AM- Company
The commander of an army barracks visited the local brothel.

"How much for the pleasure of my company for the evening?" he inquired.

"$100" she replied.

He turned and said

"Company. Attention!!!"
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Monday, January 13, 2014, 11:18:34 AM- I dont like the heat
My little fat body can't handle it and its gunna be a hot week

So hot in fact I hear the chickens are going to be laying hard boiled eggs.
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Monday, December 30, 2013, 10:20:44 PM- Supermarkets
Why do people go to the check out, empty their shopping, and then go get more things?

Finish your shopping before you go to the check out!

Does it ever happen to anyone else?

Does it happen all over the world?

If you havent got everything do not go to the checkout!
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Friday, November 22, 2013, 8:18:27 PM- 50 years ago
Today, 50 years ago, I woke on my 8th birthday to the news that President Kennedy had been assassinated.

It is not my earliest recollection but my earliest of an historic world event.

50 years later as I look back to that day I can still recall the shock and sadness at the news in Australia. Like so many of my generation, now the elderly, I have been interested in the events of that day ever since. Was there a conspiracy? Did Oswald act alone, or at all? I don't know however there seems to be lots of questions that will never be properly answered.

I know one thing for sure. The music was so much better!

The Beatles. Hermans Hermits. Gerry and the pacemakers. Mommas and Pappas. The Beach Boys. Bob Dylan. Georgie Fame. Duane Eddy.

I was going to suggest that you could understand the words, however perhaps not with songs like Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen.

Simpler times in many ways and yet tumultuous times.
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Friday, November 08, 2013, 7:09:50 AM- Password
My computer asked me for a new password.

So I typed in:

bigpenis.

It said - not long enough.

How did it know?
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Monday, October 21, 2013, 12:20:09 PM- Atoms
Never trust an atom.

They make up everything!
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Friday, September 27, 2013, 8:40:13 AM- Maths

The General Manager of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from University and I need some help. If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?'


The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my ear-rings.'



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Sunday, September 08, 2013, 11:53:42 PM- Statistics
Statistically

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy
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