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Tuesday, December 22, 2015, 1:15:59 AM- Merry Christmas
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- Ley-dd


Monday, November 16, 2015, 11:22:26 AM- Sex on the mind.
I have sex on my mind all the time. It is always there. It is so constant I cannot concentrate on anything else.

To help relieve this problem I went to see a psychologist. He told me we would do an ink block test. He would show me an ink block and I would tell him what I saw in it.

He showed me the first and I said "Thats a young couple in bed having sex".

The next - "That is a young girl on her knees giving her boyfriend a blow job."

The third - "Oh that is a couple in the bush having sex against the tree."

He said "You certainly do have a problem."

"Me?" I said. " You're the one with the porno pics!"
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Sunday, October 25, 2015, 2:34:21 AM- Artistic
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and signs a song while licking a hammer its called music and art.

When I do it at the hardware store I am called a drunk and told to get out!
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Sunday, May 17, 2015, 2:22:16 AM- Terrible sleep
Had a horrible dream last night. I dreamed I was a muffler.

Woke up exhausted
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Monday, April 27, 2015, 6:16:14 AM- Fines
A dog was giving birth to puppies on the side of the road.

Councils Local Laws officer fined her for littering.
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Saturday, April 25, 2015, 11:52:47 PM- Anzac Day
Well Anzac day has come and gone.

I didn't do the dawn service or go to the march. I did watch some of it on tv tho.

There was wall to wall football all day and night. Sadly my team got beaten.

Although I didn't attend any services it still doesn't take away my thanks and respect to all those that served in any theater of way in any capacity.

This song makes me tear up. It is about Vietnam but I think it reflect sall conflicts to some extent.



Lest we forget
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Friday, April 17, 2015, 9:35:04 AM- The police officer
called his station.

"We have a problem here, a woman has shot and killed her husband for walking on her freshly mopped clean floor"

"Have you arrested her then?" asked the Sargent.

"No. Not yet." came the reply

"Why not?

"The floor is still wet!"
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Sunday, April 12, 2015, 2:16:00 AM- I am getting so old
I was at the hot bread shop getting a few rolls for lunch and was chatting with the young girl serving me.

She said she was in year 11 ( second last year of high school ) and I asked what subjects she was doing. School stats again this week. One of the subjects of course included English and I asked what books she was studying.

She wasn't sure but she watched a movie last term.

Watched a movie????

Shit I know it was a long time ago but when I was at school we read books in English and went to the flicks for fun or on
dates!

I am getting so old!
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 5:59:35 AM- Haircut.
I got my hair cut today. About time too as I was starting to look like a long haired lout.

As I was sitting there, eyes closed,I realised I really enjoy the experience. I like the feel of the scissors clipping my hair, the comb against my scalp. It is soothing and I relax and almost fall asleep.

I wonder why I wait so long between getting my hair cut then?
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Friday, March 06, 2015, 3:50:16 AM- Smut

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