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Friday, May 03, 2013, 4:20:57 AM- Star Wars Day
Saturday is International Star Wars Day.

May the 4th be with you
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Wednesday, May 01, 2013, 12:54:01 AM- Genius
Yep my son is a genius.

He went to a private school during his high school years so that he could have the best education I could afford. Then on to University for 7 years though admitadly it was only a 3 year course.

Yesterday he said to me "hey Dad, did you know you can get books out of the library for free. Take them home for a month?."

I said of course that is the purpose of a library. He said he didnt know that. When I asked him what he thought the library was for he said - Study.

I asked him what he thought all the books were for.

"I thought you could use them while you were there. I didnt know you could take them home - for free"

Genius!
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013, 11:46:51 PM- Anzac Day
Today ( April 25 ) is Anzac day. It is the day we comemorate the landing by Australian and New Zealamd troops landed at Gollipolli during WW1.

It is also the day we recognise those from all conflicts. Young men and women who have served our country and sacrificing for not only our rights and freedoms but those of others in far off lands.

From Albert Jacka to Ben Robert-Smith and all those who are unknown. Generally our young that we send in harms way.

Fortunately the Vietnam war ended just before I had to register for conscription however I have known many who were conscripted and went to Vietnam. Just young boys at the time.

For this reason this song means so much to me.

Lest we forget - God help them - they were all so young.


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Take care"
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013, 7:22:34 AM- My final will

I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife,

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!"

She shouted back

"YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! "
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Friday, February 15, 2013, 1:56:14 AM- Legs or Breast

Last night I wasw talking to a gorgeous young girl.

She asked me if i prefered legs or breasts.

I said what I really liked was a freshly shaved pussy.

I was told never to come back to KFC again.
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Thursday, February 14, 2013, 12:36:29 AM- Valentines
Happy Valentines day to all my friends on NN.

Hope hope you have a fantastic day with your loved one.

If, like me, youn will be alone I hope you enjoy yourself on here.

Love,

Geoff
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Monday, February 11, 2013, 12:54:16 AM- Music
I went to the music store the other day.

I asked the guy behind the counter - "Do you have anything by the Doors?"

He said - "Yes, Security - now fuck off!"
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Monday, February 04, 2013, 11:23:11 PM- Bayswater

There is a suburb of Melbourne called Bayswater.

It is miles from the bay and there is no water there to speak of.

Irony or just a stupid name??
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Friday, January 25, 2013, 1:04:25 PM- Happy Australia Day


"Clancy of the Overflow" Poem of Banjo Paterson, set to music



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Saturday, January 05, 2013, 1:49:54 AM- I need you

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