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Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 6:13:46 AM- Love to be your........

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Most Recent Comment:	"Aaaaah me and my mum used to go to Elvis movies together all the time. She told my dad I had begged her to take me. lol" - Madame_Bovary

Monday, December 3, 2012, 10:40:07 PM- This may have been on here before ( maybe I even posted it! );)

THE BLONDE MORTICIAN

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing
an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she
would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good
in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She
gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did
you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly
after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I
asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit
instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

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Most Recent Comment:	"whoa, not the ending I was expecting either......" - onib28

Saturday, December 1, 2012, 1:55:58 AM- Some California "dew" for you............. ;)

TGIF everybody!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Ohhhhhh you do know how to read me. I will be taking my usual hike tomorrow. I hope it pours." - tight_wet_lips

Monday, November 26, 2012, 1:07:43 AM- This long distance dedication goes out to my friend in Utah,

Dreamingof_U - this is for you!

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Most Recent Comment:	"nice!" - Northern Star

Sunday, November 25, 2012, 1:11:51 AM- But each day when she walks to the sea.........

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Most Recent Comment:	"nice..and yep..I listened to the whole song! lol" - Northern Star

Saturday, November 24, 2012, 3:35:47 PM- stardustdream's joke made me think of this one.....

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Most Recent Comment:	"a- balone! ;)" - bOObzman

Friday, November 23, 2012, 2:53:18 AM- Nap time or ......

..if you venture out in search of an early Black Friday deal - "Be careful out there!"

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Most Recent Comment:	"oi..I have no desire to join that crowd lol" - Northern Star

Thursday, November 22, 2012, 6:04:30 PM- HappYthanKsGivinG!!!!! ;)

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Most Recent Comment:	"gorgeous picture, xox" - onib28

Thursday, November 22, 2012, 4:07:08 AM- This song (an old fav)popped into my head for some reason.......

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Most Recent Comment:	"I love it! Thank you.....How did you know?" - tight_wet_lips

Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 6:40:09 PM- Nothing like a vacation Hump Day!

Slept like a log. No work or worries for 5 days.
Hit the bank, hardware store and auto parts store
early this morning. It's a beautiful sunny warm day in
the Midwest. Steak and eggs for breakfast. Got the house
to myself - tunes cranked and happily puttering around on
several projects with a nice coffee buzz! Life is good!

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Most Recent Comment:	":D ...sounds pretty darn good to me" - Safire13