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| Thursday, November 05, 2009, 7:12:05 AM- True Faith. | New Order - True Faith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og1HAkjOuL0
I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun.
When I was a very small boy
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun.
I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun.
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| Thursday, November 05, 2009, 6:38:48 AM- Man's Best Friend. :) | A Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? | |
| Tuesday, November 03, 2009, 4:41:07 AM- The Letter U | I can't understand why they spell things like flavour, honour, neighbour, and rumour in America without the letter u.
stpid fcking cnts. :)
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| Saturday, October 31, 2009, 3:30:26 AM- Castles Made of Sand. :( | Castles Made of Sand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZywxsJtkw3A
Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries "Oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually
A little Indian brave who before he was ten,
Played war games in the woods with his Indian friends
And he built up a dream that when he grew up
He would be a fearless warrior Indian chief
Many moons past and more the dream grew strong until
Tomorrow he would sing his first war song and fight his first battle
But something went wrong, surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night
And so castles made of sand melts into the sea, eventually
There was a young girl, who’s heart was a frown
'Cause she was crippled for life,
and she couldn't speak a sound
And she wished and prayed she could stop living,
So she decided to die
She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
And to her legs she smiled "you won't hurt me no more"
But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say
"look a golden winged ship is passing my way"
And it really didn't have to stop, it just kept on going...
And so castles made of sand slips into the sea, eventually
Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace"
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries "Oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?"
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually
A little Indian brave who before he was ten,
Played war games in the woods with his Indian friends
And he built up a dream that when he grew up
He would be a fearless warrior Indian chief
Many moons past and more the dream grew strong until
Tomorrow he would sing his first war song and fight his first battle
But something went wrong, surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night
And so castles made of sand melts into the sea, eventually
There was a young girl, who’s heart was a frown
'Cause she was crippled for life,
and she couldn't speak a sound
And she wished and prayed she could stop living,
So she decided to die
She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
And to her legs she smiled "you won't hurt me no more"
But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say
"look a golden winged ship is passing my way"
And it really didn't have to stop, it just kept on going...
And so castles made of sand slips into the sea, eventually
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| Thursday, October 22, 2009, 5:37:11 AM- :) | A Canadian walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Labatts.
The barman replied "You're Canadian aren't you?"
The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"
The barman replied. "Neither, you are the the most boring cunt I have ever seen!" | |
| Thursday, October 22, 2009, 5:25:18 AM- My Gran:) | My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young".
I had to explain, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now." | |
| Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 11:01:55 PM- I was thinking. :) | What type of person are you. My Doctor once said I was Bi-Poplar, which makes me half of a Tree. The same useless cunt also treated my Dad for Laryngitis for a year when the poor sod had Cancer of the Throat. Thank fuck he's retired now. I would say I'm a mixture between Norman Stansfield in Leon, and Jim from Taxi. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge69QkbO4Jc&NR=1&feature=fvwp | |
| Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 6:59:23 PM- Tour de France. :) | What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?
The French. :) | |
| Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 11:58:29 PM- Nearly Famous. :) | I've shook hands with Muhammad Ali and used to date a girl who won a Pie Eating Competition. Does that make me nearly famous?
| Viewers Comments (5): |  Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "If you'd shaken hands with a girl who won a pie eating contest and dated Ali, you would probably be more famous... ;P"
- Chesty McBoob |
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| Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 11:45:39 PM- The Council. | I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it Green.
The council told me to fuck off.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Building work starts on Monday. :) | |
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