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It's a life-sized X-wing fighter built with Legos...

5 million of them.

Yes, in fact, my dick IS hard right now. =D

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"That is really funny :)"

This is a vehicle I saw for an actual drain cleaning company while I was traveling.

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I went to a concert tonight. As with any concert, people clapped along with some songs.

As a rule, I hate this. I mean, I really, really hate this. Why?

Most people fuck up clapping. Seriously. Let's review a few simple rules of how to clap (if you MUST) along.

Rule #1 - Clap Politely
For the love of God, you do not have to clap as loudly as you can smack your friggin' hands together. If your palms sting while you're clapping then you're doing it wrong.

Rule #2 - Thou Shalt Not Clap Alone
It's really only appropriate to clap when a whole bunch of other people are clapping too. If you are a lone clapper then it's kind of rude and quite annoying to those around you. If you are a solo clapper then stop that RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

Rule #3 - Always...ALWAYS Clap On 2 and 4
If you have, at any point in your life, been a musician then you know what I'm talking about. You always clap on 2 and 4. You never clap on 1 and 3. Well, that's not true. There are rare occassions that it's permissible to clap on 1 and 3 but, if we're having this conversation, you're going to mess that up so just avoid it. Clap on 2 and 4. Always on 2 and 4. Really. This is important. "How do I know if I'm clapping on 1 and 3 or 2 and 4?" you may ask. Well, look around you while you're clapping. If you are bringing your hands together when pretty much everyone around you are bringing theirs apart, you are clapping on 1 and 3. Stop this immediately before you are attacked by someone like me.

Rule #4 - Know When to Stop
This is directly related to Rule #2. There are always those awkward few measures where the clapping trails off and people don't really know whether to stop or keep clapping. Be aware of your surroundings, young grasshopper. If the clappers have dwindled into the single digits then pull the fucking rip cord before you are the last one.

Rule #5 - Do Not be a "Soul Clapper"
This happens a lot in church. A "Soul Clapper" is someone who just kinda sways around and claps now and then with very little consistency and absolutely devoid of rhythm. No, I will not accept the "I'm just so lost in the music/experience" excuse. Clap quietly, with lots of other people on 2 and 4 or just record shit with your phone like the rest of us non-clappers.

I think this about covers (yeah....I said COVERS :D ) it. Please forward any questions you may have to me by PM. Forward any complaints to amancalledpony.

Hugs and kisses.......

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"Umm, you might consider working with your complaints department :P"

I AM NIKOLA TESLA!!!

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"Really cool pic, Tesla occupies some truly rarefied air."

Much has and will be written today about the wonder that is a mother...of the love that they possess, the work they put in and the nurturing that they bestow.

Much will also be written today (like it or not) on how guys in here wanna fuck yo mommy holes. *sigh*

I'm going to split the difference and talk about the sexiness that is a mother. Yep.

There is NOTHING sexier than a mom. Ask me why...

Glad you asked.

You are the glue that holds the world together. You create life. You nurture life. You live life in the most unselfish manner possible. You are beauty personified. The things that you probably are the most self conscious about are, more likely than not, the things that we find the sexiest about you or don't even notice. Stretch marks? Scars? They are tokens of your love and the life you have lived. They each tell a story about what makes you you. We don't see them. Your sexiness and beauty mask the things that you probably consider "imperfections." But you are perfection...each in your own way.

I have said this before but a woman who has worked hard (at home or outside of it) all day, maybe had to care for kids after getting home...while cooking dinner...and straightening the house but logs in here and manages to be express themselves and be sexy....THAT is what turns so many of us on.

Know that. Embrace that. Do not doubt how amazing, beautiful and just full-on fucking HOT you all are.

All my love,
MrC

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"You are indeed the most amazing man!Thank you for all that you do for the women in your life...we are all the better for having you in our lives :)"

Yes....I took this pic.

I can't imagine why business isn't booming.

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The next time you want to complain about how expensive tires are....

"How Fast Can a Veyron Go?

Former F1 racer Pierre-Henri Raphanel, Bugatti's official test driver and one of the world's bravest men, says the only thing preventing the Veyron from going beyond 270 mph is tire technology.
Raphanel, who's probably spent more time on the far side of 250 mph than any driver in history, says tires were the major concern during his record-breaking 268-mph run in the Veyron Super Sport at Ehra-Lessien in July 2010. VW engineers told him they thought the tires should be fine. But they couldn't be sure. In testing Michelin had run the Veyron's massive meats on its tire dyno at 270 mph - the fastest it can spin - for 20 seconds, then at 250 mph for 20 seconds. It repeated that cycle two more times. Then the tires exploded.

Heat, mass, and centrifugal force will eventually destroy even the best-built tires. The Veyron's Michelins, which cost $42,000 a set, take 1 hour per tire to make and Michelin will only allow two sets of tires to be fitted before the rims, which cost $69,000 a set, also have to be replaced to ensure the integrity of the bead seal at high speed.

Bugatti engineer Jens Schulenberg says getting more than 1200 hp out of the Veyron's W-16 isn't difficult. "We could go faster," he admits. Rumors are swirling of a 1600-hp SuperVeyron that will be 500 pounds lighter with a projected top speed of 288 mph. All it needs is the right tires."

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"Never mind the tyres, what colours do they come in? :P"

I spent part of this past week taking a class (the topic of which isn't important). It was just a normal training opportunity and I really enjoyed the content.

I had the pleasure of sharing said class with six other people. They were ALL characters.

Let's discuss (with names changed, of course):

Karen - A middle manager whose voice reminded me of the Will & Grace character of the same name but without the charm, rack or cocktail in hand.

Will - An HR manager whom I always felt was trying to sell me something.....a broken something.....that may, in fact, have been stolen to begin with.

Jen - A 26 year old who wasn't exactly hard to look at, had stunning eyes and talked CONSTANTLY about partying, drinking and her Facebook page. I checked out her FB profile (she has a very unique name) and all that is on there are pictures of her with cats...lots of different cats. Partier, indeed.

Champ - Whoah...have you seen Anchorman? That is why I gave him this name. I so very much wanted to ask him to say "Whammy" just once.

Anne - What to say about her? She was very intelligent but had the BLUEST eyeshadow I have ever seen on living flesh.

Gennie - My word that girl could drag things out and I don't mean in a nit-picking details kind of way, I mean in a "WRAP IT UP ALREADY, girl!" kind of way.

I'd tell you more but I'm still numb and twitchy from the whole experience.

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"I love the stories you tell about the folks you work with. Almost makes me nostalgic for an office job again. NOT!!! lol. Good job Cover :)"

As usual...I'm a late entry.

Heading out with my favorite sock monkey traveling companion. : )

Just getting set up to do some hotel room perving.

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