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| Thursday, November 19, 2009, 7:40:32 AM- oops... | | Oh yeah....her profile name is Vampyric_luna. Silly me | Viewers Comments (2): |  Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Well Robbie old chap, I have checked out her profile and am sad to tell you that she has apparently found a new boy friend :( She speaks of this "Handsome boyfriend with a huge cock" I know this must come as a major shock to you :) MMMWWWWAAAAAAAAA"
- RayRay1958 |
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| Thursday, November 19, 2009, 2:50:38 AM- | | My loving and sexy girlfriend Lindsey has just joined NN. She's still got 72 hours before she can start talking to you peeps, so give her profile a check and make her feel all squishy inside. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "whooohooo! welcome to NN V!"
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| Monday, November 16, 2009, 3:18:55 PM- Movie reviews by Coma Black WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! | I saw Paranormal Activity yesterday. Now normally I'm into those movies that are "Phenoms" and " the next cultural icon" like you see in the commercials. The Blair witch project being an example. (which I enjoyed, fuck off) Two words come to mind when I think of paranormal activity. Fucking Lame! There is not a single bit of spookiness to this flick. I did not jump once. I did yawn a lot though. A majority of the film is the couple sitting around talking......thats it. The quote un quote demon that is stalking them throughout the film spends most of it, moving doors around, and hitting walls. Wooooo...scary. When the demon starts possessing the chick, instead of going on some kind of rampage, or running over children or other horrible things you think a demon would do, he just stares at the dude sleeping for three hours, and then goes out in the backyard to sit in the swing. When the demon finally decides to do something demonic,(Killing the boyfriend) he does it off screen. What a crock of shit. So the end of the movie is the possessed girl covered in her boyfriends blood, walks back on screen after killing him, and sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth for a full 24 hours until the cops show up. The cops come into the room, she snaps out of the possession, and stand up with the knife in her hand, and the cops gun her down. LAME! There you have it folks. I just saved you two hours of your life you will never get back. Do yourself a favor, and don't see this film. Read a book, take a walk, get laid do something more worthy of your time.
| Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Same thing my kid told me. He was pissed he wasted money on a ticket."
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| Saturday, November 14, 2009, 2:14:33 PM- | | My hair is really long now. Its grown past my shoulders by a few inches. I now have a head full of tiny braids. It took around four hours to finish, but its finally done. It actually looks pretty badass. Sadly when Shadow and I split up our belongings, she got the digital camera, so....I have no way to take pics now. If I can get my hands on a camera then I'll snap a few. | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "pssssssssssst .... wanna buy a camera ;)"
- woderwick |
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| Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:17:49 AM- | I'm such a wallflower. I went into chat last night, and spent more time reading the conversation than actually joining in. I did a bit, but for the most part I lurked. That is exactly the way I am in real life to.
Now you know. An knowing is half the battle....G.I.JOE!!!!!! | Viewers Comments (2): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "yep, was awesome seein ya in there =) come back soon."
- kricket187 |
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| Sunday, November 08, 2009, 12:43:47 AM- | | Ever been elbow deep in garbage? It's not a fun experience. Trash day was tuesday and yet again, the stupid trash bozos didn't pick it up. So today, some jackass, hits the bag with his car, and rips it open. The bag is HUGE. I had to go clean it up so my landlord wouldn't bitch. I pick up the bag, and half of it dumps all over me. Makes ya wanna give me a big hug huh? | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Man Robby, that stinks :D"
- RayRay1958 |
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| Thursday, November 05, 2009, 12:36:32 AM- | "Igor! Place it on the table...."
The hunchbacked shriveled retch of a man limps towards the table, a small box in his hands.
"Yes my master"
He sets it carefully on the table, and straps it down tight. The rumble of not so distant thunder echoes across the room.
"Now Igor....open the skylight!"
The wild eyed doctor in his bloody labcoat stares intently at his assitant. The eager look of brilliance shines in his eyes, but look closer...deeper and you see his madness. The hunchbacked man limp towards a lever and pulls it. Loud thumps and a series of levers and pulleys opens up the large skylight. The mad doctor flips a switch, and the table rises into the sky. Flashes of lightning cascade across the sky.
"Yes!.....Yes!!!!! And now the lightning rod!!!!!"
Without complaint the assistant quickly flips a different switch causing a long metal rod to slide into place above the table. Soon after a huge bolt of lightning rips through the rod, and electrifies the table. Sparks fly and the lights flicker on and off for just a moment.
"Hurry now! HURRY! Bring him down!
Another turn of the dial and the table comes racing down. The mad doctor leaps upon the table even more wild eyed than before.
"Live! Live! LIIIIIIVE!!!!!!
The small lights on the modem box flicker to life.
"Yes!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! It's alive!!!! ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
I'm baaaaaaack...... | |
| Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 7:31:03 PM- | | Just wanted to say hi, and BOO! I still don't have the net, but I'm at Lindseys moms house and thought I'd take a sec to say hello! So......HI! | Viewers Comments (3): | Add / View Comments | Most Recent Comment: | "Hey Robby, hope everything is going good for you."
- RayRay1958 |
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| Monday, August 10, 2009, 9:12:47 PM- | | Death of the internet....yet again. I'll be back when I can afford to ressurect it again. Lightning storm please! | |
| Friday, July 03, 2009, 3:39:24 AM- The wisdom of Happy Noodle Boy | | Hey dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon! Goddamn my navel itches! Meow! Meow! Meow! Cat Chow!! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing expulsions of wicked Noise! GRRRR! Cheese!! I sense your envy of my neck, and I don't blame you! Drooool over my magical powers! I have powers only pinto beans can dream of. Wanna see me pull a tapeworm out of my ass?!?! Huh?! I am testicles! God of rash covered scrotums! Stare deep into the abyss of my individually wrapped slices! Holy Wax! Check out my armpits! Heeeeey! Wait a minute! Wait a polyp picking minute! I see your game! You will not sink my cheerio!! I see what is transpiring here! Your all zombie thigh fat people! Brought into animation by some evil force of forcefull evil! Shit! That lipstick is the wrong color for you! Moooo!! Woof! Oh, don't you see the toenails? ABCDEFG!!! Under such extreme heat, wear and degradation is inevitiable! Parts break after overuse!!! And that is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them, you sacks of bladder waste! Subliminal message-fear my wet cough. Fucking doughnut! Mock me you fried cyclops! Meow! Yeah you! I know what you really are! I can't prove it, but I'm on to you! Gimmie some cheese! Shut up demon weasel! Repent! Repent! Floss often! Nonsensical yet you envy me! You wish to wipe my ass! Butter my groin!! hermaphrodidic monkeys!! You speak with fools tounges! That's a nice tie! Wuzzat? Clutch my testes, bloody squirrel humpers! Psst! Hey lad, come here and drool on my face! Run Piggy! Piggy! Ruuun Piggy! Piggy! Piggy! My god, your beautifull! Fuck! I can smell blood in your urine! Yum, Air! Worship my pores!!! Oh no!! I sense the presence of your spilled pants! Ha!! Now you see my power!! Now you know what my goiter can do to your follicles! Fuck off! Your going to die!!!! Moo! You fucking toaster, your nothing!!! That's all you'll ever be!!! A toaster! Damn, I have no kiwis! Fuck you! Somewere a woman blows her nose! She stares deep into the tissue, and screams in panty soiling terror!!! Who gives a shit?!?! Accustions! wicked hoarder of time!! I shall regurgitte no peas! Hear me shiny rectal tick! Everybody say it with me, and wiggle!!!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look David Hasselhoff can fly! Hey, you cloud! C'mere!!!C'mere!!! Conspiracy!! Now employing juvenille mongloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipie will never be yours!!! Grr! Woof! Those kids are after my lucky charms! Must get to my car and escape! Shit speed lines are chasing me!! Argh! Deceit!! This was no car after all!! It was a spy moose!! Far from the evil toenails of doom! I am unstopable!! Squeeze my nub!! Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch!! Do you not fear the awesome power of tile grout! You fuckin cows!! Crackers! Crackers!! but, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow! Magical jellybeans are growing from my head wound, were the flies landed!! Stay away from my wallet!! Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins! I must lick your teeth!! Fuck! Nice molars! Spank my ass and call me Debbie!! Dare not defy my commands!!! These hands!!!! I can't get them off my wrists!! Oh god!!! No! don't leave me intestinal gas!! Please, don't go!! I thought you loved me!! Yum! Dirt! Waaaaait! This man is not dead!! Stop! Oh the horror!! The funky horror!! Stricken with a malady that mimicks death!! Holy pigshit batman!! Attacking all outer physical functions!!!Fooling all the stupids!! Garg! I am saying garg!! yet, I alone can here his tortured screams!!! Screamy noises!! EEEEEK!! A sentient slab of meat! Can't you hear him!!? Fuck you!! little fucker! Fucky!! I am trying to assist the happy time!! GROOOOGG!!! You have been fooled into this early burial!! You must help him!! Rescue for you!!! Hoopie!! and all that shit! No more fear! Yahoo!! Blah! Blah! Nothing....he's dead. This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!! Ganglia! Rats eat babies!!Even our courageous hero falls victim to times of sadness! If you look closely enough you will find pimples on anybodys face!! Noodly boy contains no soy! Cease your barky noise making! Join my legion of darkness!! My frowny face empire!! Squeely bladder fuck! Now my plan comes to fruition!! Minutes of planning, finally my toes wiggle! I anoint thee!! I do not copulate with twinkies!! Yarrgh!! Soon now my pretty!!! Can you not feel my masterpiece unfurlingly before your very spleenys!! Filled with chewy nougat!! VICTORY!! SUCCESS!! Incontinence! Now with more leakege protection! Supplicate acknowledge me as the nippless wonder!! Go forth and become a happy cabbage! Your service is complete get me some fucking cornuts! Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!! I absolve thee! Hokey pokey avec moi!! Hokey pokey you shitting penal fissure!!! Get down!!! huh!!? Moo! Moo! I'm voodoo cursing you!! Our hero clings desperatly to the tenuous line of existence, struggling to maintaine ther composure as..... Oh Jesus christ!! She gave me crabs!! Zooooo! Zoooo! I am the spooky noodle ghost! Boo! Ar the taquitos ready yet! Ghost need taquitos!! Blah! I change shape! Become filthy mouse! Booooh!! Silence clitoral cheese-nip! I am now giant peanut! I posses you keebler elf! Fuck da cookie tree! BUBBA!!! Feel my evil nub! Ha ha ha ha noboday can stop my super doggy style attack! I posses you to!!! To the batcave robin! Hail lord satan and his epileptic monkey! Fuck youz pimp daddy! Cook up da weenies filled with cheese! Dow jones! Goobers or raisinets!! Squeek once for yes!! Who has stolen my cheese!! Answer me or don't! I am wiggling my leg! Do you not see! Huh! Wuzz fer breakfast! Fuck yooz mister platypus!!! Hey, wheres your head mommy?! must jelly after toasting! Boop boop be doop! Psssst, superdog, c'mere and bite my head and give me super powers! Nipples!!! I have no nipples!!! The monkey, he see me, but he don't see da monkey! He punch me in da head!! Head punchin monkey! Skeetos drinked my head juice!! Corn!! Get up joe! Don't give up!! I won't leave you!!! You is my bruddah!! BLOOOGH!!! I won't forget you!!! I do mighty kung-fu kick for you!! Yaaargh!!! I want tacos!! Service me martha! nugat!!! Disperse all ye fucking people! I am now the noodle boy that flies! I am like a flying potatoe! Bow down, or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack babies! I am chock full of flying karate chop action! Hey!! Those shoes with that dress? What were you thinking?!?! I am going to fly into your butt!! Prepare all asses for vicious entry!!! Goddamnit!! I said I wanted my bagel toasted! Remove the booby harness!! In todays episode our hero is doing something and then he does something else, and somewhere else little billy is being eaten by weasils! Billy's dad, the weasil farmer is mean. Quit measerin your thing!! End this pathetic deception! I know your hiding martians in your head! Gimie them martians! I am going to put butter on them! Martians!! Grrrr!! Bloody fuck monkey! Refuse my request of love!!! Here this bloody fued ends!! Gran pappy!! Gran pappy!! rub me feets! me feets gran pappy!! Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!! You have invoked an evil older than man! Older than croutons! now, I FEED!!! Too late! My mighty stomach chambers have already processed the grass people into dee-lishus grade A milk! I milk on thee! My scheme is complete!!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour!! HA! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Otan jiyou bi o me detou gozaimasu!! Pooh! You nibbler of damn beaver nuts! Story time with happy noodle boy: So, once the little girl was playing uncle wiggly! and something went wrong! Killer Bees!! You don't know what a rash is! Look at my thighs!! A million cows came flying in from within the void! I hate this fucking comercial! I miss banana quick! The zoo chases me, but they won't win! So, she's playing uncle wiggly and her diaper needs changing cuz shes 87 years old, and theres bits of carrots in it, and a scary babboon! Fly! Carbon blood flactory ovaltine hump! Stand back from my funky self! You think, but your not plywood! I love you my little exit wound! | |
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