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Thursday, September 11, 2008, 2:26:25 AM- Girlie Wisdom #1

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

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Most Recent Comment:	"ever heard of casey anthony? check orlando breaking news. 25 maybe." - mont26

Tuesday, September 9, 2008, 2:32:28 AM- Quiet Birthday

I made it to another birthday today. It was a pretty quiet day which is how I prefer it to be.
I don't mind admitting my age, it gives me a reason to look this way.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Look the way you do? I've always thought you were hot. Happy Birthday!" - Funwizard

Monday, September 8, 2008, 2:44:48 AM- Vacation is over...

Well tomorrow it is back to work for me. This was not exactly what I expected but tehre were plenty of good time. It started off with a bang going to the motorcycle show in Iowa. Got home and things were a bit awry. I was not able to make my trip to Texas. I was very disappointed. I did take off 4 days with the baby. We went back to SE Missouri to visit family. While we were there the baby came down with the Chicken Pox. She has had the vacination but the still got it any way.
Parts of the trip were trying- all the rain of the left overs of Gustav made being outside impossible. The mosquitos are big enough to carry away small Children as well. The small town where I am from has gotten smaller. Population is now 272.
Another small town in America fading...

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 3:52:50 AM- Missouri Gals..

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home.
The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had Told her thatshe was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and food was on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Missouri . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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Most Recent Comment:	"u said it" - StLPenis

Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 2:17:52 AM- Shingles??

I have been having sharp pain in my side. Went to the Dr and he says I have "Shingles".
Damn it hurts!

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Most Recent Comment:	"Just have a great vacation & forget the pain!" - gibsonsg

Monday, August 25, 2008, 12:04:43 PM- 4 day work week.

Only have to work 4 days this week then it is VACATION!!!
Going to Iowa on Friday, then heading to Texas later in the week.
How sweet it will be!

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Most Recent Comment:	"4 day week for me too! need a co-pilot?" - private~parts

Sunday, August 24, 2008, 2:25:00 AM-

Hubby is going to be fine. Dr says cu=ysts were not a mass but filled with liquid. As long as they are not painfiul or start growing he is not going to do any treatment. Hubby was so relieved!

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Most Recent Comment:	"GREAT news in deed so happy for the two of you! You both need to celebrate!" - six_gun_rider1954

Friday, August 22, 2008, 2:43:25 AM- The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies,

'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008, 2:22:32 AM-

Hubby got test done, they found 2 lumps.
Dr office called, we have to be there tomorrow at noon.
More news to follow.

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Most Recent Comment:	"my fingers are crossed" - private~parts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 1:44:13 PM- Male Health Issues

Hubby has to have an ultra sound done this morning on his manly parts. We found a lump in his sack over the weekend and the Dr wants to get it looked at as soon as possible. Hubby is very nervous about it. Gentleman any suggestions for me to help ease his worries?

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Most Recent Comment:	"wow...sorry to hear that" - private~parts