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Monday, September 29, 2008, 3:15:37 AM- Can someone

tell me waht the weather will be like in Dallas in hte middle of October?

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Most Recent Comment:	"Can't take the scooter. It would take about a week to get there" - Be4andAfter

Friday, September 26, 2008, 2:40:23 AM- Thursday

Another week almost over.

Just one question - is there anyone that knows how I can learn Spanish quickly???

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Most Recent Comment:	"El Paso maybe? " - mont26

Thursday, September 25, 2008, 2:31:49 AM- I heard...

that the president of Iraq was in the US to give a speech at the United Nations this week. Why would american television want to even give air time to this man?
I say let him make his speech at UN then ship his happy ass back to the camels and the desert.
I heard he is going to be interviewed by Larry King. I say let Larry go to Iran to interview the troublemaker.

Just my opinion

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Most Recent Comment:	"I agree completely! I understand diplomacy and all that, but to allow an avowed enemy of us and our ally to walk around and then to have a respectful interview from the barely alive Larry King is lunacy on our part." - Funwizard

Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 1:31:49 AM- I am bad.....

Today was a coworkers birthday.
I bought his lunch for him today, I brought him a couple of burgers. When I placed the bag on his desk I taped a couple of lottery tickets to the bag and said "Happy Birthday". He scratched off the first ticket and was a $5000 winner. He was so excited and even called his girlfriend. Then he scratched off the 2nd ticket and won $10,000 more. He was so excited he could barely contain himself. He even read the fine print on the back of the ticket but it just did not sink in that the tickets were fake. He even asked me what "For entertainment only" meant. According to the ticket you had to mail winning tickets to the Money Fairy in Never-never Land.
For 15 minutes he thought he was 15 grand richer.
Finally another coworker read the fine print to him again and told him it was a fake. He was such a good sport about the whole thing, We haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on me again, fool me...can't get fooled again.....W" - hobomo

Monday, September 22, 2008, 1:35:49 AM- Weekend

All urges satisfied.
Damn it felt good!

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Most Recent Comment:	"i hate braggers!...lol...please tell more!" - private~parts

Thursday, September 18, 2008, 2:19:58 AM- In the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down.
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be
lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the
kids."

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008, 3:26:39 AM- Still...

Sex drive on idle and I want to rev it up!
Weekend is looking like there will be a chanceI hope to get through this energy!

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Most Recent Comment:	"would be nice to harness that" - StLPenis

Monday, September 15, 2008, 2:20:21 AM- Just sayin...

I need some passionate lovemaking.

Sigh...

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Most Recent Comment:	"Look at me!" - hobomo

Sunday, September 14, 2008, 5:04:41 PM- The weather..

I got woke up this morning by strong wind & rain. What was left of Ike moved through our state. We have gotten rain before when the remnants of a hurricane has gone through but I don't ever remember the wind like it is this time. We have tree's down and flooded roads. I can't imagine what the poor folks along the coast are still dealing with. I hope they can recover and be better than before..

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Friday, September 12, 2008, 1:41:49 AM- Girlie Wisdom #2

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

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Most Recent Comment:	"It's Time Lord technology... it's bigger on the inside." - mdguy