Viewing Blog of Member: jake5270 - NewbieNudes

User not found

This user could not be found. They may have deleted their account.

Joined
Last login
View full profile

User not found

This user could not be found. They may have deleted their account.

age
NN Network:  
Heterosexual
Lesbian
Gay
TV / TG / CD
Live Cams
Free photo hosting
view:    desktop  |  mobile
Username:
Password:
remember me?
 Latest:
View All  |  Update Your Status
Help / Support | Settings | View or Edit your profile
premium

Viewing Member - jake5270


Send a PM Send a Private Message to jake5270
Send a tip to jake5270

Blog Viewed: 15,377 times.

 First |  Previous | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Next  | Last Page 1 of 351


Thursday, May 16, 2024, 6:40:22 PM- Theory
I have a theory for why you forget what is was you were going to do when you walked into another room.

You surprised an alien,

who then wiped your memory so that it could escape.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Wednesday, May 15, 2024, 6:41:39 PM- Good times
I played golf yesterday and shot a 93.

Maybe next time I'll play more than one hole.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Tuesday, May 14, 2024, 6:02:45 PM- Better living through science
Every four years I truly appreciate the fast forward button on my t.v. remote control.

I call it

'Politics Begone'.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Monday, May 13, 2024, 7:08:27 PM- Lost dreams
1. Someone kept telling me I was 48 grams short.

Short of what???

2. I'm making a couple of big ham & cheese sandwiches.

I have everything I need -

thick slices of ham,

french bread,

mustard and mayo,

swiss cheese,

tomatoes,

but I'm out of lettuce!

Double bummer, man.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Sunday, May 12, 2024, 5:30:32 PM- (sighs)
There's nothing quite like that feeling you get when you crave

a bologna sandwich (with mustard)

a moon pie

and a glass bottle of Coca Cola,

then realize you don't have them on hand...

because you gave them up for your health long ago.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Saturday, May 11, 2024, 6:37:29 PM- Shame, shame, shame
The second Saturday in May is when the USPS takes donations for the needy.

They leave an empty bag in your mailbox in case you want to give non perishable foods.

I filled the bag on Friday evening and hung it on my mailbox.

Saturday morning I looked out my window and saw that it was gone.

I at least hope the person who took it needed the food.

sad

Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Friday, May 10, 2024, 6:21:25 PM- Class time
The teacher asked her young students:

"What does the chicken give us?"

"Meat!" said one student.

"Very good!" the teacher replied.

The teacher next asked: "What does the pig give us?"

"Bacon!" said another child.

"And what does the big fat cow give us?" the teacher asked.

"Homework!" said a bored student in the back of the room.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Thursday, May 9, 2024, 7:21:52 PM- A course of action
I suggest a course of action for those having to deal with someone who is ranting,

usually about politics or religion:

Walk away.

You wouldn't want to be blamed as the cause of their heart attack or stroke - would you?

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Wednesday, May 8, 2024, 7:08:56 PM- Geeze Louise
I was trying to get my morning walk in today a little early,

because the weather forecast was for rain at my usual time.

A little bit cooler than what I'm used to, but still sunny.

Up ahead I saw an area growing dark, so I looked up at the sky

and saw a huge dark cloud passing in front of the sun.

Then I looked ahead of me and saw a small dust devil rising up from the park.

It grew to about 10 to 12 feet high, full of leaves, dirt and new mowed grass.

Amazed, I kept walking towards it - but at a much slower pace.

After about 10 to 15 seconds it just kind of fell apart,

just as the sun broke through.

Was it a sign? or just a freak of nature?

I chose the latter and continued on my walk.

I'm no Moses,

just an old geezer in awe of what nature can do on a whim.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


Tuesday, May 7, 2024, 6:49:50 PM- Curves
I've always loved baseball.

I played from the time I was 6 until I was 19.

I gave up playing because I had trouble hitting a curveball.

Many years later,

I'm still swinging,

because no matter who you are,

life keeps throwing you curveballs -

usually when things are going good

and you feel like you're on top of the world.

So make sure you're on your guard -

you never know when one will be heading your way.

~
Viewers Comments (0):
Log in to add a comment


 First |  Previous | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Next  | Last Page 1 of 351

 

Help / Contact | Rules |  Terms of use / disclaimer | webmasters | Epoch Billing Support | Privacy Policy | DMCA / Takedown Request
18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
Page generated in 0.39 seconds